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Coolest spoken intro to a song

PostPosted: Wed Dec 22, 2004 11:32 am
by i_like_lectric_motors
Has got to be the intro to "Sweat Loaf" by Butthole Surfers. It just kills me every time I hear it and it sets the song up perfectly. Anyone have any other good ones?

"Daddy, what does regret mean?
Well son, the funny thing about regret is,
It's better to regret something you have done,
Than to regret something you haven't done.
And by the way, if you see your mom this weekend,
Be sure and tell her, SATAN, SATAN, SATAN!!!"

PostPosted: Wed Dec 22, 2004 12:31 pm
by Klaus Von Konrad
Number of the Beast... Iron Maiden

I Like Big Butts.........Sir Mix A Lot

Oh my god
Becky, look at her butt
Its so big
She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends
Who understands those rap guys
They only talk to her because she looks like

PostPosted: Wed Dec 22, 2004 2:04 pm
by driverx
"I still believe in God, but God no longer believes in me."

Mission UK - Wasteland

PostPosted: Wed Dec 22, 2004 2:23 pm
by Jason²
3,5,0,1,2,5, Go!

PostPosted: Wed Dec 22, 2004 4:28 pm
by design_femme
do samples from movies count? Single Gun Theory had a great intro for one of their songs:

"Though nothing can bring back the hour
Of splendor in the grass, of glory in the flower
We will grieve not, but rather find
Strength in what remains behind."

PostPosted: Wed Dec 22, 2004 6:21 pm
by Justj0hn
"Little girls should be seen and not heard....but I say [b]OH BONDAGE! UP YOURS!!![/b] 1,2,3,4"

J.j.......

PostPosted: Thu Dec 23, 2004 3:55 am
by bpdp3
"This is a public service announcement --- with guitar!!!"

PostPosted: Thu Dec 23, 2004 4:37 am
by design_femme
ah, nearly forgot this one:

"Hey You!
Don't watch that watch this
This is the heavy heavy monster sound
The nuttiest sound around
So if you've come in off the street
And you're beginning to feel the heat
Well listen Buster you better start to mov

PostPosted: Thu Dec 23, 2004 5:29 am
by more than this
Design_Femme nailed it, that's my favorite too. [8D]

PostPosted: Thu Dec 23, 2004 2:09 pm
by buffalochipz
"As I mentioned near the close of the last record, this record you are now playing is
another example of the completion backward principal. If you can possibly manage the
time, please play both sides at one meeting."

The Tubes--"Talk To Ya Later"

PostPosted: Thu Dec 23, 2004 4:51 pm
by Lazlo Nibble
[i]Under the charm of the Dionysian, not only is the union between Man and Man reaffirmed, but Nature -- which has become alienated, hostile or subjugated -- celebrates one more her reconciliation with her lost son: Man.

Freely, Earth proffers her gift

PostPosted: Fri Dec 24, 2004 2:55 am
by yipyipcoyote
[i]Why does it hurt when my heart misses the beat?[i]

PostPosted: Fri Dec 24, 2004 8:11 am
by phillyidol
Did anyoneever here a song, well it was spoken over music, it was called Jesus was way cool. I forget the band but it was a pretty cool reading/poem over music.

PostPosted: Fri Dec 24, 2004 8:18 am
by i_like_lectric_motors
[quote][i]Originally posted by phillyidol[/i]
<br>Did anyoneever here a song, well it was spoken over music, it was called Jesus was way co

PostPosted: Fri Dec 24, 2004 8:19 am
by phillyidol
Dave! You rock! Thats the one.