bad michale jackson jokes

[djsoss]

does anyone know good, bad, sick, or just plain ol'corny michale jackson jokes? please post them. i have one:

question :what did the little boy ask when he saw the white birth mark on michale's penis?

answer: ? is it black or white ?

i hope that wasn't to corny, sorry.[:p]

[djsoss]

q: what do michale jackson and o.j. simpson have incomon?

a: in both cases , they both left behind bloody gloves.

[djsoss]

Q: what kind of knives did michale jackson and o.j. simpson use an their victims?

A: o.j. used a butcher knife and michale used his love dager.[:D]

[ben_at_work]

This is dumb:

Q: why does michael jackson have sex with twenty-eight year olds.

A: because there's twenty of them [xx(]

[i_like_lectric_motors]

Q: Where's Michael going on holiday?
A: He's off to Tampa with the kids.

Q: What is the difference between acne and Micheal Jackson?
A: Acne doesn't come on your face until you are 13.

And an old one but still my favorite:

Q: What's the differe

[djsoss]

here's an old one:

Q: what was michale jackson doing at k - mart?

A: he had went there because he had heard that they had little boy's pants half off.

[MARV]

[quote][i]Originally posted by ben_at_work[/i]
<br>This is dumb:

Q: why does michael jackson have sex with twenty-eight year olds.

A:

[MARV]

And here's one from the earlier part of the nineties. Not MJ but, whatever.....

What did Mike Tyson have for breakfast (when he was in jail)?
OJ in the can!

Get it?[:p]

[djsoss]

[quote][i]Originally posted by marvymarv[/i]
<br>And here's one from the earlier part of the nineties. Not MJ but, whatever.....

What di