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by **FreeWave** » Fri May 13, 2005 2:09 am

Ducks are small, cool, fast, and keep to themselves. Plus they are kinda cute and come in cool colors. [|)]

Geese on the otherhand are big, bossy, slow, and have the balls to stop traffic when crossing streets. You can even hit them with cars if you tried hard enough. Plus they come in huge groups and shit everywhere. Plus they'll bite kids if they get the chance.

Geese are jerks!! [:(!]

by **mygreen** » Fri May 13, 2005 2:10 am

[quote]Originally posted by FreeWave
[br]Ducks are small, cool, fast, and keep to themselves. Plus they are kinda cute and come in

by **FreeWave** » Fri May 13, 2005 2:14 am

YEAH!!! [:(!]

by **edisonoside** » Fri May 13, 2005 2:23 am

Sounds like alot of people that I know[:)].

by **ru480s2** » Fri May 13, 2005 2:55 am

Noisy as hell, but they always seem to fly just out of range.

by **ben_at_work** » Fri May 13, 2005 2:59 am

Yeah thats why in Duck, Duck, Goose, you always chase the goose. Why are baby ducks always falling through drainage grates? I see that on the news all of the time. I do like Canadian Geese, they dont Mess with you and they are tres Majestic. [;)]

by **eight6** » Fri May 13, 2005 3:28 am

Geese shit like they were elephants with wings!! We're on the "final approach heading" for the local marsh. They seem to like to relieve themselves during final approach, and there are days you'd swear I drove a clump of shit with wheels. Some days 8 to 1

by **MARV** » Fri May 13, 2005 3:33 am

lol, there was a small flock of geese looking around for food off the expressway yesterday with a bunch of chicks and I thought, aww, how cute?

by **ebbhead** » Fri May 13, 2005 4:05 am

[quote][i]Originally posted by ben_at_work[/i]
<br>Yeah thats why in Duck, Duck, Goose, you always chase the goose. Why are baby ducks alwa

by **phillyidol** » Fri May 13, 2005 4:33 am

ebbhead is right. Here in ny especially long island, they are everywhere. They take over entire parks and shit so much that nobody can go there. Some towns hire companies with dogs to keep them away. Geese suck! Long live ducks!

by **Borneojimy** » Fri May 13, 2005 5:07 am

We had a problem here in one of the local parks with geese. They were overrunning the place, crapping everywhere, chasing people, the usual stuff. Anyway, the township rounded up several dozen of them & shipped them out to Nebraska. The next spring, almos

by **WolverineSyr** » Fri May 13, 2005 5:57 am

A golf course near me hired a dog to keep the geese off the property. Seemed to work..

We had some ducks when I was a kid, trust me, they are also quacking poop machines.

by **ExRat** » Fri May 13, 2005 6:49 am

I actually grew up on a farm with a flock of about 20 geese, so I can attest to their aggressiveness. We had a particular goose named Nõiatohter (Witch Doctor) who would attack ANYTHING that even glanced at him. It was always a tension-filled nightmare co

by **ghosty** » Fri May 13, 2005 8:36 am

Yeah, the Canadian Geese population in New Jersey is out of control. You can't go 2 feet without a flock of them shitting all over the place or hanging out in the middle of the road, causing traffic tie-ups out the wazoo. A few years ago, a flock of them

by **eight6** » Fri May 13, 2005 8:56 am

[quote][i]Originally posted by ghosty[/i]
<br> I have no idea why they were flying so low to the ground. I can only guess the sky was too f

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