Yep! Sounds too good to be true but for the small investment of $6.00 you can walk into any supermarket in America and purchase some form of food! I had exactly $6.00 in my pocket last week and I strolled into a local grocery store and walked out with a box of chewy granola bars and a 2 liter bottle of diet soda. I knew then and there that I had to share my amazing discovery with New Wave fans everywhere. But why listen to me? Here's what others in my "Let's Buy Food" program have had to say:
Ed of Ossining:
"I've always relied on my Mom to cook me up some dinner but then one day she said she was going to Atlantic City and I was forced to seek out some alternative method of acquiring sustanance. I was all set to chase, capture and skin a squirrel or pidgeon until I read Ghosty's exciting investment idea. Luckily I had $6.00 in my wallet and, although I was skeptical at first, I was shocked to discover aisle upon aisle of foodstuffs at my neighborhood Pathmark. I had always thought the food on display was being reserved for angels from heaven but thanks to Ghosty, I was able to purchase a box of Pop Tarts, a loaf of bread and and Cheese Wiz. Man, at this rate, I'll be able to move out!"
Sheila from Roanoke:
"I think I began to really appreciate the fine service Ghosty is providing us when I sent away for his "So You Don't have $6.00..No Sweat!" pamphlet. Like so many of us, I only had $4.00 and thought I would be excluded from the food purchasing my friends were raving about. Needless to say, I was grateful to learn that I could buy some kinds of food for as little as 50 cents!...like a tiny pie or something. Take it from me, you can have a dollar or two dollars or a hundred dollars and buy as much food as you want provided it rings up at the amount equal to what you posess."
So get in on this today, New Wave fans! Buy Food!