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by **Jimbo** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 1:57 am

[b]This is NOT funny![/b]

ISLAMABAD (Reuters) - [b]Two Pakistani villagers were killed in an explosion after they tried to break open an anti-tank mine with a hammer to use the casing for a stove to fry snacks, police say.[/b]
Villager Muhammad Latif found the mine in a village near the town of Sialkot, near Pakistan's heavily fortified border with rival India, and brought it home, Mirza Zafar, a senior police officer in Sialkot, told Reuters on Wednesday.
Latif wanted to use the casing to make a stove to cook pakora, a type of fried snack popular during the Muslim fasting month of Ramadan that starts this weekend, he said.
The mine exploded when Latif tried to smash it open with a hammer, killing him and another man...
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/041013/325/f4h8l.html

by **phillyidol** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 5:41 am

Well......(should I?)....AT LEAST THE PAKORA GOT COOKED!

by **phillyidol** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 5:47 am

That was so bad, I'm sorry. I couldn't help it. I'm just sick of being p.c.all the time. I know, loss of life is not funny, I know they were starving, but I can think of better stoves than a mine.

by **Otters Walk Among Us** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 6:10 am

Well, it's not very funny, but if they knew it was a mine and proceeded to hit with a hammer anyway, I call it Darwinism in action.

by **fritzb** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 7:01 am

Yeah, they sound like they could be in the running for this year's Darwin Award. [:p]

by **phillyidol** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 11:32 am

i thought everyone would attack me for that one.

Website · by **savethewave** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 1:27 pm

I am appalled that anyone would find such a tragedy funny. I certainly did not!

I found it f-ing hilarious! I'll bet the average IQ of that area went up by 10 points after that little event.

C'mon everybody! Let's sing along, okay?

If I had a

Website · by **savethewave** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 1:55 pm

[quote][i]Originally posted by kimiiii[/i]
<br>SAVETHEWAVE!!!!!!!!!!! You NEED to go be a comedy writer!!!!! That was THE MOST FREAKIN' D

by **phillyidol** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 12:52 pm

I have a grenade that I want to make into an ashtray. Can I borrow a jackhammer?

by **Jimbo** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 2:16 pm

Watching everyone come together in this thread brings tears of joy to my eyes.

I will look for some "The lighter side of Typhoid" stories too. [^]

[i]I think Bobby Kennedy once said:[/i]
One death is a tragedy,
One ironic death is a damn funny sto

by **phillyidol** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 6:33 am

This thread is great because we can tell who has our sense of humor. The right sense of humor. By the way, TEAM AMERICA WORLD POLICE GOT 3 1/2 stars out of 4!

Website · by **savethewave** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 8:45 am

[quote][i]Originally posted by Jimbo[/i]
<br>[i]I think Bobby Kennedy once said:[/i]
One death is a tragedy,
One ironic death is a damn f

by **bruiser** » Sun Oct 17, 2004 11:49 pm

"By the way, TEAM AMERICA WORLD POLICE GOT 3 1/2 stars out of 4!"

and sadly deserved about 2, give or take. what a waste of film.

har har har, "dick" and "pussy" jokes... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

and the dorks in front of us just DIED LAUGHING d

by **phillyidol** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 9:01 am

REALLY? I love southpark(but I do get ya on the humor) and I was hoping it was going to be good. I might be "not so mature" in the humor department but when they said janeane garofolo and sean penn get blown up, decapitated and eaten by cats, I have to la

by **bruiser** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 1:03 pm

[quote][i]Originally posted by phillyidol[/i]
<br>REALLY? I love southpark(but I do get ya on the humor) and I was hoping it was going to b

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