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The Magic of Christmas

Posted:
Wed Nov 24, 2004 12:59 pm
by Jimbo
[b]All I Want For Christmas Is ...A Stripper![/b]
[quote]A 13-year old Virginia Beach boy is being held at the Virginia Beach Detention Center after police say he abducted an exotic dancer last Tuesday night.[/quote][quote]Authorities say when the woman eventually tried to leave the residence, [b]she was stopped by the juvenile who pointed a shotgun at her and ordered her to dance.[/b][/quote]
http://www.wavy.com/Global/story.asp?S=2601567
[b]I guess a toy train set is just passé.[/b]

Posted:
Wed Nov 24, 2004 2:12 pm
by i_like_lectric_motors
Well...it's like the prophet Jimmy Pop Ali of The Bloodhound Gang says:
"A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying"

Posted:
Wed Nov 24, 2004 10:03 pm
by phillyidol
Did he at least tip her?

Posted:
Wed Nov 24, 2004 11:37 pm
by Jimbo
[quote][i]Originally posted by phillyidol[/i]
Did he at least tip her?<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="

Posted:
Thu Nov 25, 2004 12:24 am
by Frayo
Thats awesome.

Posted:
Mon Nov 29, 2004 5:45 am
by ghosty
Y'know, considering it's $10 just to walk in the place, another $10 for a dixie cup of "near beer" and then $20 per lap dance, I'm surprised this does'nt happen more often.
Oh...too much information?

Posted:
Mon Nov 29, 2004 11:45 am
by phillyidol
There is nothing wrong with supporting a peoples way of life!They get paid and we get .... well you know.

Posted:
Tue Nov 30, 2004 1:54 am
by MARV
I had a damned good lap dance by a real sweet little honey last Saturday night at my buddy's bachelor party. All natural, no surgery, 22 years old, perfect hourglass figure.....ahhhhh [;)]
It was at some dive in Connecticut on the way back from Mohegan

Posted:
Tue Nov 30, 2004 2:08 am
by SwampThing
[quote]They get paid[/quote] They do. The stripper at my bachelor party

Posted:
Tue Nov 30, 2004 4:28 am
by Ollie Stench
Christmas... Bah, Humbug!

Posted:
Tue Nov 30, 2004 5:03 am
by Jimbo
SwampThing: the stripper at my bachelor party accepted loose change and needed a ride home.
One more thing: She asked if she could take home some of the party food.
I have a feeling your stripper was better looking.

Posted:
Tue Nov 30, 2004 8:00 am
by i_like_lectric_motors
Marv, how did you do at Mohegan? Hope you wiped them out! I love that place as well as Foxwoods. I absolutely kill them on the blackjack tables. Unfortunately, it's a pretty long haul for me and I only get down there every other month or so. My goal withi

Posted:
Wed Dec 01, 2004 12:47 am
by MARV
[quote][i]Originally posted by i_like_lectric_motors[/i]
<br>Marv, how did you do at Mohegan? Hope you wiped them out! I love that place as

Posted:
Wed Dec 01, 2004 2:14 am
by SwampThing
[quote]the stripper at my bachelor party accepted loose change and needed a ride home.<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quo

Posted:
Wed Dec 01, 2004 6:44 am
by phillyidol
You know, sometimes a guy has to be a guy! I am around women all the time and I only have one good friend thats a guy. You got to be a guy sometimes. Just to make me forget changing diapers and such. Damn I wish I was with you! I watch my kids most of the