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Its late at the gym and I'm alone in a line of a dozen treadmills. From the corner of my eye I notice the fit young hottie on the cycling machine get up. She walks back and forth past me a couple of times and then ends up taking the treadmill right next to me, even though there are a dozen empty ones to chose from.

This means I have to suck in my 40+ gut, puff out my chest and stand erect while I finish my workout.

Why wouldn't she take a machine down the line, where she wouldn't have to hear me wheeze, breath in my stench and I could ogle her better?

[quote]Originally posted by zill
[br]erect while I finish my workout.
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awkward

[quote]Originally posted by zill
[br]Its late at the gym and I'm alone in a line of a dozen treadmills. From the corner of my eye I notice the fit young hottie on the cycling machine get up. She walks back and forth past me a couple of times and then ends up taking the treadmill right next to me, even though there are a dozen empty ones to chose from.

This means I have to suck in my 40+ gut, puff out my chest and stand erect while I finish my workout.

Why wouldn't she take a machine down the line, where she wouldn't have to hear me wheeze, breath in my stench and I could ogle her better?
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so this is what wherewereuin82 can look forward to on the desert island[B)]

[quote][i]Originally posted by schwenko[/i]

so this is what wherewereuin82 can look forward to on the desert island[B)]
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No, she was spurned for a beef taco.

Could be she's into older guys and is looking for a night of carefree, passionate, lustful, toe curling sex... if you're into that kind of thing.



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[quote][i]Originally posted by djcraig[/i]
<br>Could be she's into older guys and is looking for a night of carefree, passionate, lustful, toe curling sex... if you're into that kind of thing.



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Hey, she wasn't even asian!

Well..what did you do?




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[quote][i]Originally posted by phillyidol[/i]
<br>Well..what did you do?


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Passed out from holding his breath.

[quote][i]Originally posted by plagiarism[/i]


No, she was spurned for a beef taco.
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Too true. Beef taco. Pfft,.

<br>[quote][i]Originally posted by schwenko[/i]

so this is what wherewereuin82 can look forward to on the desert island[B)]
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Actually, it's what zill is missing out on. Being 40+ myself, I don't mind if a guy has a little living around his gut. A little living, not a 40 year smorg.

zill, She didn't take a machine down the line to make you do exactly what you did. I bet she went on her "fityounghottie" message board and posted what happened too.

"It's late at the gym and I've waited ages for some 40+ guy to finally get on a treadmill. I walk past him a couple times so he can get a good look at me. I see him sucking in his gut and sticking out his chest. I was almost tempted to ask if he was constipated since I know that's a problem around that age. I contemplate moving over to the other row so he can get a good look at me but decide I'll really make him sweat. I choose the machine right beside him. What is that smell 40+ men give off? It's sort of a cross between body odour, hair product and formaldehyde. Anyway, I'm on my machine and I'm timing myself so he can take full advantage of the view. I look over and there his is, standing, erect. I'd have never thought he could do it. His face was so red from sucking in his gut, I was sure there wasn't enough blood to go around. Gotta love middle aged men."

^^^ LMAO. Post of the year so far.

[quote][i]Originally posted by wherewereuin82[/i]
<br>[quote][i]Originally posted by plagiarism[/i]


No, she was spurned for a beef taco.
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Too true. Beef taco. Pfft,.

<br>[quote][i]Originally posted by schwenko[/i]

so this is what wherewereuin82 can look forward to on the desert island[B)]
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Actually, it's what zill is missing out on. Being 40+ myself, I don't mind if a guy has a little living around his gut. A little living, not a 40 year smorg.

zill, She didn't take a machine down the line to make you do exactly what you did. I bet she went on her "fityounghottie" message board and posted what happened too.

"It's late at the gym and I've waited ages for some 40+ guy to finally get on a treadmill. I walk past him a couple times so he can get a good look at me. I see him sucking in his gut and sticking out his chest. I was almost tempted to ask if he was constipated since I know that's a problem around that age. I contemplate moving over to the other row so he can get a good look at me but decide I'll really make him sweat. I choose the machine right beside him. What is that smell 40+ men give off? It's sort of a cross between body odour, hair product and formaldehyde. Anyway, I'm on my machine and I'm timing myself so he can take full advantage of the view. I look over and there his is, standing, erect. I'd have never thought he could do it. His face was so red from sucking in his gut, I was sure there wasn't enough blood to go around. Gotta love middle aged men."


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agree. funniest post of the year.

[quote][i]Originally posted by plagiarism[/i]
<br>^^^ LMAO. Post of the year so far.
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+2

...even if I resemble those comments.

Exactly why I don't go to gyms. Ride my bike or run outside. I can jiggle all I want and not suck in anything.

[quote][i]Originally posted by Warzau[/i]
<br>...and not suck in anything.
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Definitely don't do any such thing with Zill standing around erect.

If stuck on an island with one NWO member, who?

I'm taking wherewereuin82...sassy, smart and Canadian!