Dream Dates!

[djcraig]

I finally found a way to get Andee and Tragic actual dates:

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/





<a href="http://www.djcraig.net/los_angeles_dj">DJ Craig</a>

[i_like_lectric_motors]

My ex-girlfriend and I used to have a particularly annoying single mom welfare skank named Cindy living next door to us who we really wanted to see move out so we launched a very nice plan to encourage her to do so. One of the pieces of this plan was for my ex to write to inmates pretending to be her and using her address as the return address. We would find the ones with the closest release date and make sure to express an interest in meeting them once they got out. Of course she would also make sure to mention this skank's 5 yr. old daughter in the letters as well. I don't know if this part of the plan weighed heavily in Cindy's eventual decision to move but she must have been pretty freaked out getting letters from these guys. [}:)]

[TragicMagic]

Hmmmm hot-damn! some of them look awesome. Some even have all their own teeth and no penis.

I'm sure the wife won't mind if I empty out the spare room for a murdering crack whore when they get out of the clink. It might be fun to play 'murder in the dark', or 'hide the condom full of gear' together.

and Motors - thats a fair effort to get rid of Cindy! You kind of Spammed her out of the house