St. Patricks Day!

[phillyidol]

Here is an interesting passage for you to enjoy and pass on...

As the "High Holy" day drawers near...let us take some time to

reflect: Being Irish means...

* you will never play professional basketball

* you swear very well

* at least one of your cousins holds political office

* you think you sing very well

* you have no idea how to make a long story short

* you are very good at playing a lot of very bad golf

* there isn't a huge difference between losing your temper and

Killing someone

* much of your food was boiled

* you have never hit your head on the ceiling

* you spent a good portion of your childhood kneeling

* you're strangely poetic after a few beers

* you're poetic a lot

* you will be punched for no good reason...a lot

* some punches directed at you are legacies from past generations

* your sister will punch you because your brother punched her

* many of your sisters are Catherine, Elizabeth or Mary...and one is Mary Catherine Elizabeth



* someone in your family is incredibly cheap

* it is more than likely you

* you don't know the words but that doesn't stop you from singing

* you can't wait for the other guy to stop talking so you can start

talking

* "Irish Stew" is the euphemism for "boiled leftovers from the

fridge"



* you're not nearly as funny as you think you are, but what you lack

in talent, you make up for in frequency

* there wasn't a huge difference between your last wake and your last

kegger party

* you are, or know someone, named "Murph"

* if you don't know Murph, then you know "Mac"

* if you don't know Murph or Mac, then you know "Sully"

* you'll probably also know Sully McMurphy

* you are genetically incapable of keeping a secret

* your parents were on a first name basis with everyone at the local

emergency room and last but not least... Being Irish means...

* your attention span is so short that---oh, forget it.

Enjoy your St. Patrick's Day!!

[ben_at_work]

[:D][:D] I'll pass this on to my Irish friend.

[brock]

As the "High Holy" day drawers near...let us take some time to

reflect: Being Irish means...

* you will never play professional basketball


What about Murph of the Golden State Warriors? OK, so maybe he's the only lad in the NBA........

[mygreen]

Ah the luck of the Irish![:D]

[phillyidol]

Oh, I am part Irish so no offence to our Irish friends. Heres to the IRISH!!!!!!!!!!! I think it is one of the best days of the year!