How would you answer the question:
<a href="http://www.geocities.com/lifexplore/humor.htm">Is the glass half-empty, or half full?</a>
(Or take the <a href="http://www.kisa.ca/personality/">long test</a>.)
[b]ENFJ[/b] -- There's more than enough for friends to share. [b]– OR –[/b] Look in your heart. It holds the answers to all of life's mysteries. It will tell you what the glass is.
[b]ENFP[/b] -- Whooeee! Water fight! [b]– OR –[/b] Hey!!! I bet if we got a Bunch of these glasses we could make a waterslide! Or maybe a pool! Oh wait, we could freeze this water and make an ice sculpture! Or we could...
[b]INFP[/b] -- But look! A crystalline vessel, filled with shimmering, life-giving nectar! [b]– OR –[/b] Can't you see how this glass represents our world? It is neither perfect nor bad, it's simply here and its value is determined by each and every one of us. We cannot survive if we don't drink the water...if we don't get along with our fellow people.
[b]INFJ[/b] -- Senator Hophnagle used the rest of it for his mud pie project. [b]– OR –[/b] (closes eyes, concentrates) It's half-empty. (The INFJ is referring to a glass that is 200 miles away)
[b]ENTJ[/b] -- A "full" glass of water, please. [b]– OR –[/b] You call this competence?!?!?!
[b]INTJ[/b] -- Yes, that glass will be the flivvium container. [b]– OR –[/b] How can you say it's half-full? It's half-empty! I refuse to listen to your reasoning!
[b]ENTP[/b] -- Voila! .157 liters hydrogen hydroxide, prepared by micro gnomes [b]– OR –[/b] Hmm...it's...(Ingeniously constructs a hacksaw from two straws and a shoelace, cuts the glass in half)...Ah...Now it's completely full!
[b]INTP[/b] -- Well, it seems just a little more than half full--assuming that it is water... [b]– OR –[/b] What? (Looks up in bewilderment after being distracted from his mathematical theory book)
[b]ESTJ[/b] -- Hey! Whose job was it to fill up this glass? [b]– OR –[/b] Dag nabbit! Look! This water isn't even filled up all the way! What is this world coming to? You know, maybe if people respect the law like they used to in the good old days...
[b]ESFJ[/b] -- I can't believe someone would leave this dirty glass out here! Clean up this mess right now! [b]– OR –[/b]It's half-full! But we better fill it up all the way before our guests arrive! We must give them a cordial welcome
[b]ISTJ[/b] -- It's half empty now, and it wouldn't surprise me if it dried up completely. [b]– OR –[/b] It's half-empty. Such a lazy waiter. Things could get done around here if people worked hard and took more responsibility!
[b]ISFJ[/b] -- I bet _________ would like to have some water right now ... [b]– OR –[/b] No, I don't want this glass. I don't deserve it. (Really a ploy to make you feel guilty!)
[b]ESTP[/b] -- You call that a glass of water? Why, back where I come from, ... [b]– OR –[/b]Water?!?! Bah! Give me Beer! HEY ZEKE! GOT ANY BUDWEISER? And bring out the darts - me and Johnny got a bet going on!
[b]ISTP[/b] -- So? It's water. Big deal! [b]– OR –[/b]Eh. Just water. Needs to be spiked with some Jack Daniels though.
[b]ESFP[/b] -- There's a glass of water--you know, it's healthy to drink a lot of water, why, I remember when I was growing up that we... [b]– OR –[/b] (Not present to answer because he/she is out at a party)
[b]ISFP[/b] -- (Holds up glass to the light, tilts it from side to side, tastes it, wiggles finger in it, grins slightly, moves on.) [b]– OR –[/b] (Adds a pinch of lemon) Salut! (Sips while listening to Mozart)
This is me:
<quote>[b]INFJ[/b] -- Senator Hophnagle used the rest of it for his mud pie project. [b]– OR –[/b] (closes eyes, concentrates) It's half-empty. (The INFJ is referring to a glass that is 200 miles away)</quote>
OK, I have no idea what the first one means, but throw in a few embedded links and it sounds like something I'd say! Still thinking about the second one . . . <a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff34/DreamRedux/Crazy2.gif" border="0" alt="Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket"></a>
For those seriously curious about the 16 personality types, check out <a href="http://www.personalitypage.com">Personality Page</a>.
<a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff34/DreamRedux/OMDClose.jpg" border="0" alt="Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket"></a>
<a href="http://www.omd-dvd.com/">Souvenir</a>, the OMD Documentary
<a href="http://www.omd.uk.com"> OMD Official Website</a>, home of the Official Forum
<a href="http://www.theblacksea.co.uk/forum/Blah.pl">Motion & Heart</a> unofficial fan forum