I heard this on the Dr. Demento show waaaaay back in the mid '80s. Don't know the name of it, but it's a novelty rap song about how great it is to be fat. It starts off with a riff on Chaka Khan-I Feel For You, except instead of Chaka Khan Chaka Khan, it's Chocolate Cone Chocolate Cone...here are some random bits of the lyrics I can remember:
Fat is in
Stuff your face and
Don't be thin
Put on weight and
Shout out loud
You alone can
Be a crowd
My girlfriend is so fat
She has her own zip code
And I write her every day
Orson Welles and Shelley Winters make my heart tick
Anyone have this???