Kermit & Bigbird - Stoned On Sesame Street

[jumpshift]

Can you tell me how to get, how to get to sesamea street

Kermit: Hello. Kermit thee frog here. And welcome to sesama street. I'd like to tell you what today's letter is. But I am really fucked up. H-H-Hey Big Bird, do you know what today's letter is?

Big Bird: Sure Kermit. Today's letter is.... Joint.

Kermit: UHH, Big Bird. Joint is not a letter. It is a word.

Big Bird: Sorry Kids. Today's letter is 3.

Kermit: UMM, Big Bird... 3 is a number *Giggles*

Big Bird: EXACTLY! The number 3. Which is how many joints I've smoked today..... Kermit, are you with me?

Kermit: OOh OOH! God I'm Stoned.

Big Bird: Me too *Both Giggle*

Elmo: GUYS! GUYS! Show go on. Common.

Kermit: Uh! Thank You Elmo. Um. How about we say our ABC'S Big Bird.

Big Bird: OK

Kermit & Big Bird: A B C D E F R G Q K C R UH F C

Big Bird: I forgot what we were doing Kremit.

Kermit: Did you just call me kremit?

Big Bird: Yes I did.

Kermit: M Kermit the frog here. *BOTH GIGGLE* SLIRPS! OK OK! That's all the time we have for today. Goodbye kids. Today's show was brought to you by the letter.... UMMM???

Big Bird: BONG!

Kermit: And, And the number....

Big Bird: God you're messed up

Kermit: Fuck You! The number Fuck You! *Both Giggle* Goodbye Kids.

Can you tell me how to get, how to get to sesamea street

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that was kinda crap jumpshift btw...


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[UniversalRadio]

If you get the "Muppets Magic" dvd you can see Kermit tripping on acid. I swear on my nephew's life and I wouldn't do that unless I was dead serious. It really is wild. Well worth the money.

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