Do these people ever read these stories?

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These stories are seemingly on the news wires weekly yet morons continue calling the police for help.



911 what's your emergency? Dude, they stole my stash of weed
A Wichita man called police last week to report that one of his customers pulled out a sawed-off shotgun and stole a pound a marijuana worth about $1,100.

"Police brought in a drug-sniffing dog to the house and located more marijuana and drug paraphernalia," AP reports. "The victim was booked into Sedgwick County jail on several charges, including possession with the intent to sell drugs."

The thief was still at large.

As the Wichita Eagle notes, "There's a reason they call it 'dope.'"