What A Lousy Name

[coop41]

I'd be so bummed....I mean, you finally get up the courage to do something in these troubled times and you get labeled The Mid-Life Crisis Bandit.


[b]'Mid-Life Crisis Bandit' strikes again<b/>
by Lauren Kawam - Nov. 26, 2008 07:13 AM
The Arizona Republic
A man known as the "Mid-Life Crisis Bandit" struck an Oro Valley bank Tuesday, sparking the FBI to seek public assistance to find him.

The Phoenix Division of the FBI asked for the public's help in identifying a man who has robbed three banks across the state since Oct. 28.

The man enters the bank wearing a long sleeve shirt and gloves, and sometimes a wig and fake mustache, a press release said.
He uses a note to demand money and threaten the teller and claims to have a weapon, the release said. The amount of money the man has taken from each of these robberies was not immediately known.

Apparently, the robber has earned his nickname because of his age and appearance.

The man is described as White or Hispanic, in his 40s or 50s, approximately 5 foot 9, approximately 200 to 250 pounds. He also usually wears a dark wig, makeup and a dark fake mustache.

[club80]

The name "Geraldo Rivera" was already taken.

We didn't sell a lot of records, but somehow we left an impression.
-Johnny Ramone-

[rotator]

^^^^^I'm sure alot of bank robbers are/were in their 40's and/or 50's...why would they assume they are having a midlife crisis?

now if the red Ferrari gettaway car is blasting British Sea Power (or some other new band old guys think they discovered[;)][}:)]), we can talk....