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If you did everything but....

Postby Mechi » Sat Oct 21, 2006 12:56 pm

...penetration that does make you a virgin???


We're discussing it down here and I say that it does make you a virgin but my friend says that it doesn't....


So there you got it.... our first smut poll since the old times.



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Postby hexicon » Sat Oct 21, 2006 1:05 pm

Hmm, when I was a kid, the debate was about whether you were a virgin if the guy penetrated but didn't shoot his wad. Thinking back, we were 15-16 years old sleeping with guys roughly the same age: how could the guy have NOT finished?

So, I think yes, if you're a straight female, you're a virgin until the eel has gone in the cave, to use "Geisha" terms.
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Postby hutter » Sat Oct 21, 2006 1:19 pm

Mechi, this poll of yours worries me. Please be careful.
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Postby i_like_lectric_motors » Sat Oct 21, 2006 2:20 pm

In America, blowjobs aren't considered sex and teenage girls are still virgins as long as they only take it in the ass. Hope that helps.

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Postby bowiestation » Sat Oct 21, 2006 3:16 pm

LOL...DAMN MAN !
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Postby My Aural Stimulator » Sun Oct 22, 2006 12:57 am

I think Motors has a job waiting for him in Arkansas for writing the school health texts.
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Postby KYYX4ever » Sun Oct 22, 2006 1:37 am

Unfortunately, motors is pretty much right. If you could be a fly on the wall during some of these teens' discussions on sex, you'd have an embolism. Virginity ain't what it used to be.
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Postby i_like_lectric_motors » Sun Oct 22, 2006 1:40 am

[quote][i]Originally posted by My Aural Stimulator[/i]
<br>I think Motors has a job waiting for him in Arkansas for writing the school health texts.
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Arkansas? That's totally different. You're still a virgin until you do it with someone who's "non-kin".

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Postby My Aural Stimulator » Sun Oct 22, 2006 2:05 am

That reminds me, my brother told me a very silly joke:

Q.: What do people in (insert backwards-thinking state or city here) do for Halloween?

A.: Pump-kin.

Get it?
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Postby i_like_lectric_motors » Sun Oct 22, 2006 2:09 am

LOL. Good one MAS! [:D][:D]

Here's another classic incest joke:

How do guys in Arkansas define "relative humidity"?

It's the beads of sweat on your cousin's back while you're doing her doggystyle.

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Postby Panorama » Sun Oct 22, 2006 5:07 am

Another version:

I was recently at an event in Kentucky. A man walked up to me and said, "I'd like you to meet my wife and sister."
...I looked, and there was one woman standing there. [:D][;)]

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Postby MARV » Sun Oct 22, 2006 5:44 am

What if she pops her cherry with a dildo? Still a virgin?

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Postby glokstadt » Sun Oct 22, 2006 9:22 am

[quote][i]Originally posted by KYYX4ever[/i]
<br>Unfortunately, motors is pretty much right. If you could be a fly on the wall during some of these teens' discussions on sex, you'd have an embolism. Virginity ain't what it used to be.
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Have to agree there.


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Postby hutter » Sun Oct 22, 2006 9:50 am

[quote][i]Originally posted by marvymarv[/i]
<br>What if she pops her cherry with a dildo? Still a virgin?

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Yep. An ex of mine busted hers while horseback riding when she was 13, and she didn't have sex until she was 17. Until then she was a virgin, busted cherry notwithstanding.

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Postby phillyidol » Sun Oct 22, 2006 11:29 am

If you did everything but penetration........that makes you a virgin...but a filthy one.
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