Site Announcements

View the results of the New Wave Outpost 20th Anniversary Top Songs Poll here:
http://www.nwoutpost.com/poll/results


Coming Soon: Top Albums Poll. Stay tuned!

Welcome to the new forum!
If you are a previously registered user, you must do the following:

1) Click on 'I forgot my password' at the login prompt
2) Enter your username and email you registered with and submit
3) You will receive an email with an activation link. Please click it and then log in using the random password provided
4) Go to your User Control Panel and click on the Profile tab
5) Click on 'Edit Account Settings' and enter your new password twice followed by the random password provided earlier. Click Submit.
6) That's it...you're back in! You may have to log in again with your new password.


If you forgot your email address, please email me (MikeP) at: mikepaulsen12@gmail.com

Note: you must now use bb code buttons in the Post form for embedded images, YouTube videos, etc.
For example, to post embedded YouTube videos: paste in the link (e.g., http://www.youtube.com/watch?XYZ1234567), highlight it and then click the YouTube button.

Funny 3rd world story of the day

Reserved for off-topic posts.

Funny 3rd world story of the day

Postby i_like_lectric_motors » Sun Apr 27, 2008 3:53 am

http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/Top_News/2 ... hone/5602/

That guy was GIFTED.

_____________________________

Don't believe everything you hear.
i_like_lectric_motors
Room at the Top
 
Posts: 6332
Joined: Tue Jul 13, 2004 1:38 pm
Location: Vatican City

Postby wherewereuin82 » Sun Apr 27, 2008 4:01 am

Heard of something like this happening about 2000 years ago.

Holy Criznap!
wherewereuin82
Room at the Top
 
Posts: 4353
Joined: Wed Aug 15, 2007 10:41 am
Location: Canada

Postby shovelbum » Sun Apr 27, 2008 4:21 am

gee, 2000 years ago? It must be epidemic. I heard it happened 2008 years ago too!

"Man is not a rational animal, he is a rationalizing animal." ~Robert Heinlein
shovelbum
The Jet Set
 
Posts: 670
Joined: Sun Mar 25, 2007 10:42 pm
Location: USA

Postby i_like_lectric_motors » Sun Apr 27, 2008 4:30 am

In what part of the bible was that story covered?


_____________________________

Don't believe everything you hear.
i_like_lectric_motors
Room at the Top
 
Posts: 6332
Joined: Tue Jul 13, 2004 1:38 pm
Location: Vatican City

Postby wherewereuin82 » Sun Apr 27, 2008 4:48 am

[quote][i]Originally posted by i_like_lectric_motors[/i]
<br>In what part of the bible was that story covered?


_____________________________

Don't believe everything you hear.
[/quote]

That would be the womens only book. Chapter 4 - 10 Ways To Explain Your Lost Virginity To A Middle-Eastern Parent.

Holy Criznap!
wherewereuin82
Room at the Top
 
Posts: 4353
Joined: Wed Aug 15, 2007 10:41 am
Location: Canada

Postby phillyidol » Sun Apr 27, 2008 5:18 am

I have heard of phone sex....but DAMN! What the hell was she doing with that phone?!!!! DAMN!




Worlds GREATEST Photographer!
phillyidol
Room at the Top
 
Posts: 7459
Joined: Wed Jun 23, 2004 11:35 am
Location: USA

Postby hexicon » Sun Apr 27, 2008 10:42 am

[quote][i]Originally posted by wherewereuin82[/i]
<br>[quote][i]Originally posted by i_like_lectric_motors[/i]
<br>In what part of the bible was that story covered?


_____________________________

Don't believe everything you hear.
[/quote]

That would be the womens only book. Chapter 4 - 10 Ways To Explain Your Lost Virginity To A Middle-Eastern Parent.

Holy Criznap!
[/quote]

LOL![:D] Because, you know, a woman would never bleed for any other reason . . .
hexicon
Room at the Top
 
Posts: 1192
Joined: Mon Apr 19, 2004 12:58 pm
Location: USA

Postby iposse » Mon Apr 28, 2008 7:21 am

He must have been quite the cunning linguist.
iposse
Personal Jesus
 
Posts: 482
Joined: Tue Dec 02, 2003 12:47 pm
Location:

Postby eight6 » Mon Apr 28, 2008 8:29 am

So, what are we saying here...that the Tunisians are indeed the most stupid nation on earth?

[i]Maha al-Metebaa, a lawyer representing the family, told the Kuwaiti newspaper Al-Qabs the case needs careful investigation because of its unprecedented allegations. He said a medical examination had determined that the woman, 20, was no longer a virgin.

"The intercourse did take place with all its details but verbally only," he said. "The sexual act did not really happen because the physical proximity factor is not there, yet it happened because there is a direct physical impact – the loss of virginity."[/i]

Yes, I can see the logic in that. Good luck selling that theory.

<a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z302/eight6pics/letmein7-1.jpg" border="0" alt="Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket"></a>
User avatar
eight6
Room at the Top
 
Posts: 5807
Joined: Mon Apr 19, 2004 5:06 am
Location:

Postby empyrean » Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:19 am

Thank God its not from the Philippines.

We only do robbery on the telephone. Dont ask me how. [:D]

<a href="http://s141.photobucket.com/albums/r72/din1081/?action=view¤t=215613201067hitmedawg.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r72/din1081/215613201067hitmedawg.gif" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>
empyrean
Room at the Top
 
Posts: 1166
Joined: Tue Aug 29, 2006 3:54 pm
Location: Trinidad and Tobago

Postby eight6 » Mon Apr 28, 2008 12:35 pm

[quote][i]Originally posted by empyrean[/i]
<br>Thank God its not from the Philippines.

We only do robbery on the telephone. Dont ask me how. [:D]

<a href="http://s141.photobucket.com/albums/r72/din1081/?action=view¤t=215613201067hitmedawg.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r72/din1081/215613201067hitmedawg.gif" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>
[/quote]

More to the point, what does this say about Philippinos when such a feat can be accomplished?

<a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z302/eight6pics/letmein7-1.jpg" border="0" alt="Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket"></a>
User avatar
eight6
Room at the Top
 
Posts: 5807
Joined: Mon Apr 19, 2004 5:06 am
Location:

Postby empyrean » Mon Apr 28, 2008 8:16 pm

I dunno, maybe were very resourceful when it comes to these things. [:D]

Thats what Third World does to its people. We become more "creative". [;)]

<a href="http://s141.photobucket.com/albums/r72/din1081/?action=view¤t=215613201067hitmedawg.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r72/din1081/215613201067hitmedawg.gif" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>
empyrean
Room at the Top
 
Posts: 1166
Joined: Tue Aug 29, 2006 3:54 pm
Location: Trinidad and Tobago

Postby eight6 » Mon Apr 28, 2008 8:45 pm

[quote][i]Originally posted by empyrean[/i]
<br>I dunno, maybe were very resourceful when it comes to these things. [:D]

Thats what Third World does to its people. We become more "creative". [;)]

<a href="http://s141.photobucket.com/albums/r72/din1081/?action=view¤t=215613201067hitmedawg.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r72/din1081/215613201067hitmedawg.gif" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>
[/quote]

Resourceful...well maybe the takers, what would you call the takees?

<a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z302/eight6pics/letmein7-1.jpg" border="0" alt="Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket"></a>
User avatar
eight6
Room at the Top
 
Posts: 5807
Joined: Mon Apr 19, 2004 5:06 am
Location:

Postby enzfan » Mon Apr 28, 2008 10:17 pm

I got money on the family camel.
enzfan
Room at the Top
 
Posts: 2428
Joined: Tue Dec 07, 2004 11:15 pm
Location: USA

Postby iposse » Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:54 pm

[quote][i]Originally posted by enzfan[/i]
<br>I got money on the family camel.
[/quote]

Did it give her one hump or two humps?
iposse
Personal Jesus
 
Posts: 482
Joined: Tue Dec 02, 2003 12:47 pm
Location:

Next

Return to —Not Necessarily New Wave—

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 2 guests