Nice security White House

[enzfan]

That let two "Real Housewives" wannabes into a state function dinner honoring the Indian Prime Minister. They also got pics posing with Biden and other invited guests. I have no use for the jackass currently in office but you can't let people not on a guest list to just waltz in. Someones ass should be put out on the street for this.

[Frau_Blucher]

Jesus, did the mail wagon just now make it over the Cumberland Gap to ya??

[enzfan]

Wagons? Shit, we got air mail. The pigeons just landed this afternoon.

[schwenko]

[quote][i]Originally posted by enzfan[/i]
<br>Wagons? Shit, we got air mail. The pigeons just landed this afternoon.
[/quote]

Did the pigeons bring the picture of the president with the party crashers?

[i_like_lectric_motors]

Shhhhhhhh ... this is a GOOD thing. Think of what could potentially happen. [8D]

[SallyLightfoot]

Freaking secret service are going to get this president killed. Some nutjob like Motors is going to sneak in with anthrax.

Kinda annoying how this is all over the headlines for the past 48 hours. That and the situation in Dubai, which has almost zero impact on our economy, yet is being hyped like the other shoe is about to drop.

[i_like_lectric_motors]

[quote][i]Originally posted by SallyLightfoot[/i]
Some nutjob like Motors is going to sneak in with anthrax.
[/quote]

Child, please. Anthrax? If I was ever going to do it, I'd do it with my bare hands. Shows how little you know. As usual.

[SallyLightfoot]

[quote][i]Originally posted by i_like_lectric_motors[/i]<br>[quote][i]Originally posted by SallyLightfoot[/i]Some nutjob like Motors is going to sneak in with anthrax.[/quote]If I was ever going to do it, I'd do it with my bare hands. Shows how little you know. As usual.[/quote]I didn't say [i]you[/i] would do it, just someone as nutty/homicidal as you. There were dozens of secret service around the president-- you wouldn't have even gotten past a handshake. Just because you're an expert on yourself with your bare hands, it doesn't make you a ninja-level assassin.

[i_like_lectric_motors]

[quote][i]Originally posted by SallyLightfoot[/i]
There were dozens of secret service around the president-- you wouldn't have even gotten past a handshake.
[/quote]

You must not have seen the pictures. If I can get close enough to someone and have time to shake his hand without raising any suspicions, then I also have time to kill that person with my bare hands. That is FACT. Let me know if you'd like to meet up for a demonstration some time. [}:)]

[SallyLightfoot]

[quote][i]Originally posted by i_like_lectric_motors[/i]<br>[quote][i]Originally posted by SallyLightfoot[/i] There were dozens of secret service around the president-- you wouldn't have even gotten past a handshake.[/quote]
You must not have seen the pictures. If I can get close enough to someone and have time to shake his hand without raising any suspicions, then I also have time to kill that person with my bare hands. That is FACT. Let me know if you'd like to meet up for a demonstration some time. [}:)][/quote] ?!? No, I haven't seen the pictures of you killing anyone with your bare hands, mr. beverly hills ninja. I can believe that you have serious aggression issues, but I have to rely on common sense that anytime a guy boasts superhuman strength or assassin skills on the Internets, he's usually just a head-case with low self-esteem.

Whenever the president is in the presence of guests, he's always flanked by agents, so you'd have to kill with a single strike. If you're an honest martial artist, you'll admit that the odds of success in this case are against you. You'd need real experience to have any reasonable chance of success, the kind you might get as a real commando or agent as opposed to the NH militiamen or whatever powers you've amassed on Wizard of Warcraft.

<img src="http://www.variety.com/graphics/photos/_storypics/beverly_hills_ninja.jpg" width="125" height="159">

[i_like_lectric_motors]

[quote][i]Originally posted by SallyLightfoot[/i]
I can believe that you have serious aggression issues, but I have to rely on common sense that anytime a guy boasts superhuman strength or assassin skills on the Internets, he's usually just a head-case with low self-esteem.
[/quote]

[:D] You just keep on believing that. Since you're very rarely right about anything, I can't say it surprises me.

Although it does surprise me how little you seem to know about how much time I would have had if I had been in these people's shoes (hint ... it would have been a lot more time than enough for just one strike). I never claimed to be a ninja assassin or to possess superhuman strength but I guarantee that given the time and circumstances, I could do exactly as I say. And I know a dozen guys in my town alone who also could.

Again, let me know if you'd like to meet up for a demonstration some time.

[djcraig]

[quote][i]Originally posted by i_like_lectric_motors[/i]
<br>[quote][i]Originally posted by SallyLightfoot[/i]
I can believe that you have serious aggression issues, but I have to rely on common sense that anytime a guy boasts superhuman strength or assassin skills on the Internets, he's usually just a head-case with low self-esteem.
[/quote]

[:D] You just keep on believing that. Since you're very rarely right about anything, I can't say it surprises me.

Although it does surprise me how little you seem to know about how much time I would have had if I had been in these people's shoes (hint ... it would have been a lot more time than enough for just one strike). I never claimed to be a ninja assassin or to possess superhuman strength but I guarantee that given the time and circumstances, I could do exactly as I say. And I know a dozen guys in my town alone who also could.

Again, let me know if you'd like to meet up for a demonstration some time.
[/quote]

Where have I heard this before?... oh yeah now I remember...

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[SallyLightfoot]

[quote][i]Originally posted by i_like_lectric_motors[/i]<br>Although it does surprise me how little you seem to know about how much time I would have had if I had been in these people's shoes (hint ... it would have been a lot more time than enough for just one strike). [/quote]That's very doubtful, and if that's the case, remember to take into account that Obama might throw a block and then knock you on you ass first. That would be a ratings winner, a 6'1" 170 lb black man raining down punches on the face of a white vermont teaparty clod who assumed the president would crumble in fear of an amateur assailant.[quote][i]Originally posted by i_like_lectric_motors[/i]
<br>Again, let me know if you'd like to meet up for a demonstration some time.[/quote]Why don't you post a demonstration on youtube? That's a great idea. Maybe you could title the video, "How I would kill Obama with my bare hands". And maybe you could invite those dozen guys from your town and, I dunno, oil-up your chests, maybe puff up your muscles and act really serious and pouty, maybe swing from some ropes, do some karate chops on an effigy of Obama, maybe finish up with some cabaret or a chorus line.[:p]

At the very least, please walkthrough a visualization of how you'd finish off Obama with your bare hands. I don't think you could do it if you had 30 seconds alone in a ring with him, but please divulge your strategy so I can be sure you're not making shit up. I mean, you talk tough, but how do I know you have genuine skillz and your plan isn't to spear him with your pit-bull unicorn?

[Frau_Blucher]

PS motors, I hear that Sally's hired the Secret Service for protection. Nudge-nudge, wink-wink.

[i_like_lectric_motors]

You know ... I had a sarcastic reply all typed out but I'm not even going to bother. Believe whatever you want, Sally. Your quickness to assume I'm lying in no way diminishes my capabilities and has zero effect on who I am. Your inability to believe that someone could work hard, actually accomplish something and as a result have a ton of confidence in his abilities says a lot more about you than I ever could.