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by **phillyidol** » Mon May 22, 2006 5:17 am

I totally agree with Grunch. And the corduroy road to china line? CLASSIC! She is a sksnk to the ninth degree. Oh Marie, she has big feet because she is a pelican. Actually she looks more like big bird.
This girl just hits a nerv with me. Never earned a dollar. She was given everything and because she has alot, she thinks it makes her better than all of us. Wait! Wait till the revolution! Bow down before the one you serve! Did you guys ever see the clips of her and her friends all drunk and cursing about Linsey Lowhan? The elite will fall!

by **Mechi** » Mon May 22, 2006 10:16 am

Paris is cool!!!!
She's more intelligent than we all suspect.

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by **phillyidol** » Mon May 22, 2006 11:09 am

Yeah for a skank!

by **hutter** » Mon May 22, 2006 11:14 am

Admit it Philly...you're just miffed because Paris won't return your calls anymore.

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by **Panorama** » Mon May 22, 2006 1:19 pm

You guys are nuts... Paris Hilton is smokin hot

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by **birdmadgirl** » Mon May 22, 2006 2:14 pm

[quote][i]Originally posted by Panorama[/i]
<br>You guys are nuts... Paris Hilton is smokin hot

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Well, if you can overlook her wonk eyes, extra-long monkey toes and her beak, yeah, she's smokin'.

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by **djcraig** » Mon May 22, 2006 5:03 pm

For me it's that sickeningly coy, chin down, "ain't I cute" pose she forces herself into whenever she gets within 100 yards of a camera that I can't stand.

The best thing she ever did (besides her home videos) was that Carls Jr commercial and IT was all about the lighting and the outfit.

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by **i_like_lectric_motors** » Mon May 22, 2006 9:47 pm

Dan, you're right but you're wasting your time. It's obvious that everyone is so critical of Paris because either they are more physicaly fit and attractive than she is or their spouses are [xx(]. The same holds true for Denise Richards, which is why she got trashed in another thread. That must be why (rolls eyes).

While it would be great to be in such an enviable place in life that I'm superior to Paris Hilton, for now I'll just have to settle for seeing her as the talented, beautiful, intelligent young woman that she is and be thankful that I am lucky enough to be her fan.

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by **Mechi** » Tue May 23, 2006 12:30 am

If I looked anything like Paris Hilton, I'd also be a brat.. she can get away with it.

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by **stella** » Tue May 23, 2006 2:55 am

Guys, if you were Muslims you could stone her. Fortunately this is America and a woman can do what she wants with her pussy. na na na[:X]

by **djcraig** » Tue May 23, 2006 3:28 am

[quote][i]Originally posted by stella[/i]
<br>Guys, if you were Muslims you could stone her. Fortunately this is America and a woman can do what she wants with her pussy. na na na[:X]
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At least we know THAT part of her anatomy works. Not necessarily a bad thing.

by **Panorama** » Tue May 23, 2006 3:34 am

[quote][i]Originally posted by stella[/i]
<br>Guys, if you were Muslims you could stone her. Fortunately this is America and a woman can do what she wants with her pussy. na na na[:X][/quote]The female commedian Bonnie McFarlane, who is fairly attractive and makes jokes about her being pretty in her act has a joke that goes something like this: "When a guy tells me that I smell good, I just say, thanks, it's my pussy."

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by **phillyidol** » Tue May 23, 2006 4:51 am

Mechi, if you looked like her, we could iron clothes on you. She looks like an ironing board.

by **hutter** » Tue May 23, 2006 5:15 am

[quote][i]Originally posted by phillyidol[/i]
<br>Mechi, if you looked like her, we could iron clothes on you. She looks like an ironing board.
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Yep...no curves on that girl. Why would ANYONE want to look like her? Mechi, you should be happy to look as good as you do (like a REAL girl), instead of looking like a bleach blond Gilligan with small tits and zero talent. I perused her "home" videos (okay, morbid curiosity took over. So what.) and she must be the lamest lay to have ever been born. The only reason I'd ever consider giving her some Hutter love is the monetary benefits. Even then, I'd hate every minute. Nope, I'm not a member of her fan club.

For Pete's sake, Paris is built like a boy! ...I guess I'd have to be a NAMBLA member to understand WTF the appeal is...

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by **marie3** » Tue May 23, 2006 6:12 am

Hutter, your line about " Giving her some Hutter love" made me laugh! [:D]

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