I can't listen to Jimi Hendrix' "Purple Haze" anymore without laughing my butt off - in my head the lyrics go "'Scuse me while I kiss this guy..." I think that's the best one ever.
Someone mentioned "Christine" by Siouxsie and the Banshees - until recently I kept insisting that she was singing "another big blight on Earth", which turned out to be the banana split lady line.
