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by **club80** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 3:01 pm

[quote][i]Originally posted by marvymarv[/i]
 You guys are killing me. This really is the funniest thread we've had in a long time. Completely different note: Has anyone seen the Interpreter with Nicole Kidman and Sean Penn? I have it on pay-per-view right now but I just can't get into it. It is cool seeing all these scenes around NYC though.
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I didn't, but it seems like the right time to point out that she doesn't look like a horse. She is very pale, though.
I think that if I spent the night with her, I might wear sunglasses. If I woke up first and looked over, I don't want to think I killed her or was suffering from necrophilia. The sunglasses would, at least, even out the skin tone until I was awake enough to figure out what happened.

We didn't sell a lot of records, but somehow we left an impression.
-Johnny Ramone-

by **MARV** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 3:36 pm

True, Kidman does have a refreshing lack of those bold, equine features. That alone puts her miles ahead of the stable. Too bad for Ass From Another Board.

by **SomebodySomewhere** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 10:40 pm

[quote][i]Originally posted by i_like_lectric_motors[/i]
 I don't see what the problem is with comparing Celine to a horse anyway. Horses are beautiful animals and if you were to fuck one of them instead of ... say a sheep ... you also have the added benefit of always having a ride home.[/quote]

I learned about that once in "Emanuelle in America." Whoa, Wilbur.

Oh, yeah, back to the poll. Celine Dion = Horse Face: yay or neigh?

by **phillyidol** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 10:47 pm

Nicole Kidman is so pale that she glows in the dark.

Worlds GREATEST Photographer!

by **club80** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 11:33 pm

[quote][i]Originally posted by phillyidol[/i]
 Nicole Kidman is so pale that she glows in the dark.

Worlds GREATEST Photographer!
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True, but she is good looking. Think of all the money you would save on the electricity generated by nightlights. You wouldn't need them.

We didn't sell a lot of records, but somehow we left an impression.
-Johnny Ramone-

by **Minty** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 11:59 pm

Will somebody (Blir?) PLEASE rename this thread? We stopped talking about its subject about 190 posts ago.

by **Spit** » Sat Jul 05, 2008 12:14 am

[quote][i]Originally posted by Minty[/i]
 Will somebody (Blir?) PLEASE rename this thread? We stopped talking about its subject about 190 posts ago.
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Total Guitar Nag's Worst Cover Ever

by **club80** » Sat Jul 05, 2008 12:46 am

[quote][i]Originally posted by Minty[/i]
 Will somebody (Blir?) PLEASE rename this thread? We stopped talking about its subject about 190 posts ago.
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Even if it was renamed, I don't think that it would reverse your displeasure. If you really don't like where this has gone, I would suggest never going into this thread again. The predictable responses to your question will just keep it going. You are most likely to get a list of suggestions that look like this:

Horses and their nearest celebrity human relatives.
Madonna: A physical history.
The rise and fall of "it who shall be named blameless"

Look away. Shield your eyes. Or...stop your hand from clicking the link that gets you to this thread. The last suggestion is your best bet.

We didn't sell a lot of records, but somehow we left an impression.
-Johnny Ramone-

by **empyrean** » Sat Jul 05, 2008 12:54 am

Ok, lets rename this

Horse Illustrated Mag's Worst Cover Ever

BTW, the name of the horse on the cover is Celine

<a href="http://s168.photobucket.com/albums/u189/spawndrigo/?action=view¤t=0061222.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u189/spawndrigo/0061222.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

<a href="http://s141.photobucket.com/albums/r72/din1081/?action=view¤t=215613201067hitmedawg.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r72/din1081/215613201067hitmedawg.gif" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

by **MARV** » Sat Jul 05, 2008 1:06 am

[quote][i]Originally posted by empyrean[/i]
 Ok, lets rename this.....[/quote]

Minty's Displeasure
The Button to Push for Minty's Hypersensitivity
Nobody Listens to Minty
Minty & the Lost Crusade
Minty Needs to Get A Grip

by **Frau_Blucher** » Sat Jul 05, 2008 1:13 am

Per Minty's inference that we get back on topic, would you all please get back to spouting about Celine's horrific horse-like disfigurement and the abomination that is her "music"? Thanks a lot fuckers.

by **Bitter Almonds** » Sat Jul 05, 2008 1:22 am

That's not "singing," that's called "neighing" - and it's bad enough to cause nightmares[}:)]

by **MARV** » Sat Jul 05, 2008 1:29 am

[quote][i]Originally posted by XXX[/i]
 That's not "singing," that's called "neighing" - and it's bad enough to cause nightmares[}:)]
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Surely she must get hoarse from all that.....

by **club80** » Sat Jul 05, 2008 1:51 am

[quote][i]Originally posted by marvymarv[/i]
 [quote][i]Originally posted by XXX[/i]
 That's not "singing," that's called "neighing" - and it's bad enough to cause nightmares[}:)]
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Surely she must get hoarse from all that.....
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Awesome!

We didn't sell a lot of records, but somehow we left an impression.
-Johnny Ramone-

by **i_like_lectric_motors** » Sat Jul 05, 2008 1:56 am

[quote][i]Originally posted by Spit[/i]
 [quote][i]Originally posted by Minty[/i]
 Will somebody (Blir?) PLEASE rename this thread? We stopped talking about its subject about 190 posts ago.
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Total Guitar Nag's Worst Cover Ever
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Perfect!

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