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by **hutter** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 7:59 am

Sure, content is more important than appearances, but don't ya think these guys should have hired an image consultant before embarking on their pop music careers? Not that it would have done them much good, but geez Louise. It wouldn't have killed Rupert to pop in some contact lens and tidy up the beard, or Roger Troutman to wear a suit and fix his nappy hair (he later smartened up) or Paul Anka to give Sy Sperling a call. And Biz needs to wear a bag over his head. And these guys biggest hits were love songs! I feel guilty for including Roger in this list, but Rupert, Biz and Paul have put nothing but bad memories of lousy songs and even lousier videos in my head...

So, of these four, who is the least sexy? In other words: Ladies, which one of these gentlemen would you most likely kick out of bed?

Rupert Holmes - Why are his hits about infidelity? Well, just look at him!
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Paul Anka - He put his seed in her.
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Roger Troutman - Brother is a funk god, but Jeezus. Did Heatwave have a garage sale?
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Biz Markie - Drool, ladies.
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...and yes, this poll is music related. Hate if you want, I don't care.

by **WolverineSyr** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 8:05 am

Good God Hutter, they're all hideous! I went with Biz though - nothing says sexy like bad teeth, lower lip hanging slack like a zombie's and the lack of brain power to go along with it.

by **MARV** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 8:12 am

Funny poll! Good grief, that Biz Markie is one fugly dude. At least the other guys look like they could have *some* potential with a makeover.

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by **coop41** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 8:13 am

Biz wins[:0], Rupert looks like he was ready to go scuba diving....

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by **plagiarism** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 8:20 am

I was trying to think who we could get the represent the ladies. I was thinking Kiki Dee, from the video of "Don't Go Breaking My Heart". But I found some better photos of her. Besides, she's the 2nd ugliest one in this picture.

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by **hutter** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 8:23 am

...I don't know, Plage. Kiki was kinda cute, in a Care Bears kinda way (what the hell am I saying?) Elton looks like a Muppet in that picture.

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Heatwave of "Always and Forever" fame had a sexy look.

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by **enzfan** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 8:41 am

Holy crap that guy in Heatwave is so white he hurts my eyes to stare at him too long. [8D]

by **WolverineSyr** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 8:42 am

[quote][i]Originally posted by hutter[/i]

Heatwave of "Always and Forever" fame had a sexy look.

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Especially Mr. Sunshine on the bottom right corner....

by **enzfan** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 8:44 am

[quote][i]Originally posted by WolverineSyr[/i]
 [quote][i]Originally posted by hutter[/i]

Heatwave of "Always and Forever" fame had a sexy look.

<a href="http://electricdreams71.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">My Blog: ElectricDreams</a>

[/quote]

Especially Mr. Sunshine on the bottom right corner....
[/quote]He looks a little constipated[:D]

by **Frayo** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 8:48 am

Dang-

I like Rupert Holmes....his 80s stuff with synths... like "I dont Need You" is my favorite of his.

Dont ask me why-

But then again- you cant respect my musical insight when I feature nobodys like Master and Co, Moulin Rogue, etc...
and then for some reason I dig-

Wham
Wang Chung
Billy Joel
Jimmy Buffett
Starship....and some other people that really sucked.

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by **enzfan** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 8:48 am

Maybe he was annoyed after being dick slapped by the guy behind him, did anyone wear underware in the 70's?

by **hutter** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 9:33 am

More sexy beasts for the ladies to drool over...

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by **AllMusicFan** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 10:14 am

My eyes! They burn!

by **Mechi** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 11:54 am

I went with Biz.
I like Paul Anka... wouldn't kick him out... though he is really old for me.

Wang Chung??? I'm gonna admit it: I like them!

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by **birdmadgirl** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 3:46 pm

[quote][i]Originally posted by hutter[/i]
 More sexy beasts for the ladies to drool over...

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Jeez, Hutter, thanks. I just felt my sex drive disappear forever.

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