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Posted: **Tue Apr 18, 2006 4:15 am**

Don't know if anyone has encountered this situation, you are about to get busy with someone and lo and behold when the drawers drop you spot a very visible set of skidmarks staring back at you. Do you continue on weighing the hotness of the other person against the marks or do you make an exucse and stop then and there?

Posted: **Tue Apr 18, 2006 4:32 am**

You've seen that Tide commercial, haven't you?

The answer is, depends on how much I've had to drink...

Posted: **Tue Apr 18, 2006 4:36 am**

I don't understand. What is so hard about wiping your ass in the first place?[:D]

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Posted: **Tue Apr 18, 2006 4:51 am**

That is a funny question. [:p]
I think the buzz would wear off quick after seeing that.
I'd make an excuse and go. LOL
enzfan, has this happened to you?

Posted: **Tue Apr 18, 2006 4:59 am**

I have run out on girls for far less than skid marks!
(sound of tires screaching)

Posted: **Tue Apr 18, 2006 5:33 am**

My girlfriend after one year now...finally farts in front of me. She does the laundry though... but i dont think it would bother me to much... hey enzfan.. Heres your tshirt...
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Posted: **Tue Apr 18, 2006 6:54 am**

Q: Would you, even after skidmarks?
A: No. Nasty.

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Posted: **Tue Apr 18, 2006 7:13 am**

[quote][i]Originally posted by marie3[/i]
 That is a funny question. [:p]
I think the buzz would wear off quick after seeing that.
I'd make an excuse and go. LOL
enzfan, has this happened to you?
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I have never been the skidder or the skiddee. Just a hypothetical.

Posted: **Tue Apr 18, 2006 9:33 am**

[quote]Originally posted by enzfan
[br]Don't know if anyone has encountered this situation, you are about to get busy with someone and lo and behold when the drawers drop you spot a very visible set of skidmarks staring back at you. Do you continue on weighing the hotness of the other person against the marks or do you make an exucse and stop then and there?
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I have encountered this many years ago. A minor trivial skidmark, and was forgiven. The lovin' kept on comin. We were both teenagers, and I realized many moons later teenagers aren't the most hygenic, for either gender.

Posted: **Tue Apr 18, 2006 10:33 am**

[quote][i]Originally posted by phillyidol[/i]
 I have run out on girls for far less than skid marks!
(sound of tires screaching)
[/quote]

I'm with you on this one. Sometimes you just have to leave without explanation or ANY further contact. [xx(]

Posted: **Tue Apr 18, 2006 11:31 am**

Not everyone can do this, especially if things "just happen", but if you have an idea that something will be going down, clean up and throw on brand new undies. And it wouldn't hurt to get in the habit of wearing dark undies, either. That way, if the Taco Bell Express lunch you had earlier in the day decides to bubble up just before the big date, at least it won't be so visible.

And maybe bidets wouldn't be such a bad idea. Whenever I go to the lil' boys room over the course of a day, I don't feel right until I've taken a long shower. A bidet would be nice.

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Posted: **Tue Apr 18, 2006 11:40 am**

If you really gotta have it[:D]

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Posted: **Tue Apr 18, 2006 12:12 pm**

I don't think I will ever be so horny, nor could anyone be so hot, that I could overlook an unwiped butt.

A girl I once knew woke up to find skid marks on her sheets courtesy of some guy that spent the night - now tell me that's not gross!!!

Posted: **Tue Apr 18, 2006 12:18 pm**

Unless the person's juuuust taken a shower, it's not really clean down there period. She can use the whole roll of tp for all I care, it's not clean[xx(]

Posted: **Tue Apr 18, 2006 12:23 pm**

You're sure to be clean if you use the phillyidol 3 clamshells tecnique.

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