Mom, Danny saw me naked....
Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 7:00 amSo, i was sitting here the other day thinking about the lack of closure to the movie Caddyshack. Mainly, unanswered questions as to Danny Noonan and what happened to him. The movie (at least parts of it) was about the toils of poor Danny, what with his dad wanting him to go to college and all. working the Caddyshack to save money for said college, kissing ass to Judge Smails (Hey! How bout a Fresca!!) to win the Caddy Scholarship from Bushwood CC! I came up with a few possible outcomes and thought it would be fun to see what all of you think happened to Danny Noonan.
1- Married Lacey Underall and spent their honeymoon watching a bullfight on acid and skinny skiing.
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2- Went on to become a Loofa Boy. Loofaing stretchmarks for rich ol ladies that were something before electricity.
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3- Teamed up with Carl to be personal caddies for the Dali Lama. He was never paid but promised that on his deathbed, he would recieve total consiousness....which is nice!
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4- Became one of the Hoy Palloy, and captain of his own Sloop because his pants were never too tight in the seat.
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5- Replaced Brian Doyle Murray as Head of the Caddyshack but was fired for constantly raising the price of coke and telling Caddys "HAHAHA..Then you dont get no coke..Know what i mean!!"
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6- Invested with tye webb in Greenskeeper, Carl Spaklers Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia grass hybrid. they lost all their money as all they ever did was play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt on the stuff.
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7-Was arrested with Al Czervik and sentenced to 10 years at hard labor for trying to get women to make 14 dollars the hard way. One victim, Mrs. Lupner escaped because she wore green so she could hide.
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8- Went on to become an actual golf pro, now resideing in Las Vegas.
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1- Married Lacey Underall and spent their honeymoon watching a bullfight on acid and skinny skiing.
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2- Went on to become a Loofa Boy. Loofaing stretchmarks for rich ol ladies that were something before electricity.
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3- Teamed up with Carl to be personal caddies for the Dali Lama. He was never paid but promised that on his deathbed, he would recieve total consiousness....which is nice!
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4- Became one of the Hoy Palloy, and captain of his own Sloop because his pants were never too tight in the seat.
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5- Replaced Brian Doyle Murray as Head of the Caddyshack but was fired for constantly raising the price of coke and telling Caddys "HAHAHA..Then you dont get no coke..Know what i mean!!"
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6- Invested with tye webb in Greenskeeper, Carl Spaklers Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia grass hybrid. they lost all their money as all they ever did was play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt on the stuff.
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7-Was arrested with Al Czervik and sentenced to 10 years at hard labor for trying to get women to make 14 dollars the hard way. One victim, Mrs. Lupner escaped because she wore green so she could hide.
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8- Went on to become an actual golf pro, now resideing in Las Vegas.
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