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OH GREAT! Call Richard Gear!

Posted:
Fri May 26, 2006 10:43 pm
by phillyidol
Well about 6 months ago I bought my kids 2 gerbils. I made sure they were 2 girls. I asked for 2 girs. All last night I keep hearingsqueeking but they do this all the time. But not this much. Anyway, I wake up and feed them and guess what? 5 baby gerbils this morning! Great! Now I should have 20 in 6 months. I guess I will keep these if they live and any new ones after that I will trade with the store for free food. Or just call Richard Gear.

Posted:
Sat May 27, 2006 1:17 am
by hutter
Who's Richard Gear? Any relation to Richard Gere?

Posted:
Sat May 27, 2006 6:57 am
by phillyidol
See how much I care about him?

Posted:
Sat May 27, 2006 9:28 am
by enzfan
I can see Cindy Crawford setting up the habitrail for the little critters, then the gerbil yelling back to his buddies it's dark and it smells like shit down here.

Posted:
Sat May 27, 2006 9:32 am
by i_like_lectric_motors
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Posted:
Sat May 27, 2006 10:21 am
by Frayo
[quote][i]Originally posted by i_like_lectric_motors[/i]
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Lemmiwinks is DA SHIT!!
Its the sound and feeling of a mutual lust fest between two 15 year olds. "what, no smoking?"
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Posted:
Sat May 27, 2006 10:31 am
by phillyidol
Lemmwinks, you have made it past the small intestine, but you have a dark journy ahead of you. 9said the sparrow king)

Posted:
Sat May 27, 2006 2:20 pm
by MattW
[quote]I guess I will keep these if they live and any new ones after that I will trade with the store for free food.[/quote]
Or you could just buy a snake.
mattw

Posted:
Sat May 27, 2006 9:34 pm
by Panorama
Richard Gere's anus is just a bad habit (trail)
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"Photography with a Vision"
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Posted:
Sat May 27, 2006 9:37 pm
by Peter Venkman
Aw, be nice. Richard Gere is a reprehensible enough person on his own that one not need to resort to gerbilling cheap shots to denigrate his character.
<font size=1 color=#000099>
[i]"Let's have a war so you can go and die,
Let's have a war, we could all use the money,
Let's have a war, we need the space,
Let's have a war, clean out this place!"[/i]--Fear, "Let's Have A War"
</font>

Posted:
Sun May 28, 2006 12:49 am
by hutter
[quote][i]Originally posted by Peter Venkman[/i]
<br>Aw, be nice. Richard Gere is a reprehensible enough person on his own that one not need to resort to gerbilling cheap shots to denigrate his character.
[/quote]
Yeah, his political POV SUCKS.

Posted:
Sun May 28, 2006 6:06 am
by Peter Venkman
[quote][i]Originally posted by hutter[/i]
Yeah, his political POV SUCKS.
[/quote]
Yeah; not only that, but he's a typical yoga-bending, Dalai Lama-blowing vegetarian new-age tool.
<font size=1 color=#000099>
[i]"Let's have a war so you can go and die,
Let's have a war, we could all use the money,
Let's have a war, we need the space,
Let's have a war, clean out this place!"[/i]--Fear, "Let's Have A War"
</font>

Posted:
Tue May 30, 2006 12:30 am
by scramjet
Don't worry. The mother will probably eat the young anyway.

Posted:
Tue May 30, 2006 12:37 am
by Frayo
Im not sure where all the references to Richard Gere and the felching are coming from..did he get caught felching or something?
Somebody help me think of a signature.
http://rfrayo.blog.com/

Posted:
Tue May 30, 2006 6:32 am
by scramjet