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My vote? Nick Fury: Agent Of Shield starring David Hasselhoff. Nazis, psychics, it had it all and dave in leather pants and an eye patch.
Any more clunkers?

I'll go with "Black Knight" starring Martin Lawrence. From the IMDB:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0265087/

"Jamal, a low-level worker at a shabby amusement park with a medieval theme, finds himself sent back to the year 1328 after he falls in the moat. Before he realizes what has happened, he finds himself mistaken for a messenger from Normandy, enlisted in a plot to kill the tyrant king, and preparing to open a chain of fast-food restaurants, not to mention falling in love with the leader of the assassination plan."

Really. [xx(]

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The obviously bad ones are tolerable. The big Hollywood ones that only serve studio or star vanities are the worst IMHO. It's what created things like Ishtar and Eyes Wide Shut. Ack! [xx(]

Funny, I was thinking of starting this thread....my vote goes to Dr. T and The Women.....Richard Gere...it is truly the only movie i nearly walked out of and regretfully didn't, people were pissed after the movie at the theater i went to and half the people actually left.

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It's a toss up between [i]Kill Bill[/i] and [i]Equilibrium[/i]. Truly, the most godawful drek I have ever laid eyes upon[xx(]

Flightplan, with the single most retarded plot I've ever encountered. They must have thought the audience had the collective IQ of Ann Coulter to release that shitstain of a film.

Bloodrayne. The acting was horrible, and the 'special effects' are the worst for a post-1979 movie.

Although I am not a fan of the Bee Gees or Frampton I did see about
the last fifteen minutes or so of the 1978 Sgt Pepper movie a few years back and it was GOD DAMNED bad.

Although I've not seen a lot of the classic stinkers of cinema(Ishtar, Pluto Nash), I've only walked out of one movie ever:

Desperately Seeking Susan.


What the hell was I thinking...?

But Shanghai Surprise on the other hand....[:p]

The only movie I ever walked out on was Short Circut with Ally Sheedy.The cornballs popping out of the screen were to much to take.

"The Bonfire of the Vanities." Yes, I got the "irony." Yes, it sucked balls anyway.

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I love this thread![:D]

"Rent" wins big with being the longest, most vapid, most tiresome piece of shit I have ever been forced to sit through. I wanted to vomit nonstop until I was dead. Instead, I fell asleep.

Pretty Woman gets my vote as the most vomit-inducing piece of crap I have ever half sat through.

The thought of that movie gets my blood boiling! And, all those people who see it as a beautiful love story...please....[xx(]

[quote][i]Originally posted by WolverineSyr[/i]
<br>Pretty Woman gets my vote as the most vomit-inducing piece of crap I have ever half sat through.

The thought of that movie gets my blood boiling! And, all those people who see it as a beautiful love story...please....[xx(]
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Come on, don't you believe that all these swooning ladies would feel exactly the same if it was a skanky whore blowing a fat truck driver?! [B)]


[i]Only bad witches are ugly.[/i] - Glinda