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Posted: **Wed Jun 21, 2006 2:45 am**

What are people's opinion on Sforks. You know, the half spoon half fork utensil that you get at places like Kentucky Fried Chicken. Personally, I don't like them. They don't work well either as a fork nor as a spoon. You can't really stick a piece of meat on it like a fork and you can't really eat soupy things with it as a spoon. It works with mashed potatoes cause mashed potatoes you can eat with anything. Is this a cost effective thing for them or something? Why don't they just have spoons and forks?

Posted: **Wed Jun 21, 2006 3:21 am**

Personally, I love the thing. But the only place I've really seen them is at Taco Bell and all their food sticks to whatever utensil you're using anyway.
And over here we call it a spork.

Posted: **Wed Jun 21, 2006 3:36 am**

[quote][i]Originally posted by abacab66[/i]
 Personally, I love the thing. But the only place I've really seen them is at Taco Bell and all their food sticks to whatever utensil you're using anyway.
And over here we call it a spork.
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You mean a Fpoon?

Posted: **Wed Jun 21, 2006 4:27 am**

I think sporks are cool. They are good for soquids.

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Posted: **Wed Jun 21, 2006 4:30 am**

All the info you never needed to know about sporks.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spork

Posted: **Wed Jun 21, 2006 5:09 am**

[quote][i]Originally posted by UniversalRadio[/i]
 I think sporks are cool. They are good for soquids.

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No, no, no. You must use a fpoon to eat a soquid!

Posted: **Wed Jun 21, 2006 5:33 am**

[quote][i]Originally posted by BigBri[/i]
 [quote][i]Originally posted by UniversalRadio[/i]
 I think sporks are cool. They are good for soquids.

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No, no, no. You must use a fpoon to eat a soquid!
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It's a fair cop.[:D] You know, they give you a fpoon with the chili too. Does it remain a fpoon then or in that case is it a choon? What if you order a frosty and chili and they only give you one fpoon? Is it then a chfpoon? And if you say chfpoon out loud will people around you say "bless you"? The philosophy of Wendys. It's a deep day at the nwo...

But KFC mashed potatoes just aren't the same without a spork. Are they useful? Not really. It's purely aesthetic at this point.

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Posted: **Wed Jun 21, 2006 5:54 am**

I do not use any kind of plastic forks anymore. A while back I was enjoying a great takeout meal when I realized a piece of the plastic fork broke off. I looked around my plate of food but could not find that broken off piece. Then I felt like I had something caught in my throat. The next day my throat still felt funny so I thought I better go to my doctor so he could take a look down there. Right before my trip to the doctors office I had to make a pit stop to the mens room. I think you can see were I'm going with this. Yep , I didn't have to see the doctor after all.

Posted: **Wed Jun 21, 2006 6:57 am**

Aaaah the circle of life it's such a beautiful thing[:D]

Posted: **Wed Jun 21, 2006 7:18 am**

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But KFC mashed potatoes just aren't the same without a spork. Are they useful? Not really. It's purely aesthetic at this point.

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Hey, what's the deal with KFC? I don't eat there myself but now they are so lazy to put things in a separate container so they just pile all of the crap in one bowl and call it a meal, what's up with that?

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Posted: **Wed Jun 21, 2006 7:34 am**

What I don't understand about them is they're supposed to be from KENTUCKY, right? So why is their new theme song "Sweet Home ALABAMA"[?][?][?]

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Posted: **Wed Jun 21, 2006 10:26 am**

[quote][i]Originally posted by UniversalRadio[/i]
 What I don't understand about them is they're supposed to be from KENTUCKY, right? So why is their new theme song "Sweet Home ALABAMA"[?][?][?]

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[/quote]The KFC ad wonks probably figured the average rube wouldn't even notice.. 'cept for musically astute folks as yourself![;)]

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Posted: **Wed Jun 21, 2006 10:47 am**

I spent some early years over in TX and had a lot of Kentucky Fried Chicken. The weird thing is when I came to California, the chicken pieces at KFC seem to have shrunk. Is that just because the CA chickens work out more at the gym or something? For some reason, I just remember the TX KFC pieces were a lot larger. Is that still true and if so, why is that the case?

Posted: **Wed Jun 21, 2006 11:00 am**

Everything's just bigger in Texas. Duh!

Posted: **Wed Jun 21, 2006 5:25 pm**

I like the KFC biscuits -- they are mightily tasty [:D]

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