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I'm on a mind-numbing biz trip. I just finished up room service and realized I split some of my molten chocolate cake on the bed sheet. It looks like a shit stain! Doh! What oh what should I do?! [V]

Please give me detailed justifications for your answer in essay format of less than 100 words...yes, even you 2nu.

Given what those poor service people have probably found in those hotel rooms..
Don't you worry.. Fuhgetabowdit!

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HAHAHAHAHAH! Touchè.

Blir , what I think you should do is put a chocolate molten stain on your pants near your butt . Then wait for the maid to clean the room. Let her see the stain on the bed and your butt then look her right in the eyes and say , shit happens !! [:D]

Once on a school trip we stayed in a hotel where most of the help was hispanic, so before we left, we made tiny notes that said naughty things in Spanish for the maids to find. I believe "I feel thunder in my pants whenever I see you" was one of them. And man, we hid those things WELL. I wish I could have seen the result when, or if, they were found.

Anyway, I think you should do that.

Well, why stop with the bed? Use the rest of your cake to fingerpaint the walls and towels, your robe (that you aren't going to steal. PUT IT BACK, BUSTER!), and smear some on the soap. Then, hide under the bed when housekeeping shows up tomorrow.

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Man..I dont get it.

This is so crazy.

I think you should walk away while you still have your rep intact.
Someone could like phone your office...and

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I was typing and I looked up, and I just hallucinated a demon was coming at me from above my computer screen-
Im going to bed.

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Heh heh...you can't fool me, old man. Your bowels are giving out. Just fess up, and slap on some depends so this don't happen again.

This reminds me of something........

If any of you enjoy toilet humor, please go here:

http://myspace.com/schneebrothers

Click on the song "Stains On White Cotton". Originally recorded for a Howard Stern song parody contest but never aired....and this is (IMHO) funnier than any song that did air!

But then again, you have to enjoy potty humor!

(the other songs on there are not supposed to be funny....intentionally!)

SPAZ
Born of innocence. Free of ignorance.

Here's an idea...eat the piece of cake and wash it down with some ice cold milk. [:D]

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It won't matter. It's not as if they're gonna get up close to inspect it and sniff it to see if it really is shit[xx(] You could leave a note saying that, but most of them won't be able to read it if it's in English.

"Es una mancha de chocolate - NO ES CACA"[}:)]

Just pour something that will make a yellow stain next to it for the total effect.[:)]

[quote][i]Originally posted by Frayo[/i]
<br>Man..I dont get it.

This is so crazy.

I think you should walk away while you still have your rep intact.
Someone could like phone your office...and

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I was typing and I looked up, and I just hallucinated a demon was coming at me from above my computer screen-
Im going to bed.

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He may be Frayo no ghost, but he is a Frayo demons. Can I have some of what you are on, Frayo?

Blir, why do you care? Those people will never see you at all, let alone again. Oh, except for the part about me researching where exactly you stayed, what room you were in, and sending them that picture of you in drag telling them that you were coming off of a heroin binge and well, that's just what happens. (Ever see "Trainspotting"?[;)]) I have faxed the same info to your office.[}:)] If you had just walked away, forgot about it, and never started this thread, none of this would have happened.

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[quote][i]Originally posted by Panorama[/i]
<br>Here's an idea...eat the piece of cake and wash it down with some ice cold milk. [:D]

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Another gem.


Blir, why not just phone the front desk and have the sheet changed? Accidents do happen.

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Do what I always do, BLAME THE DOG!