Guess What Happened To Me!
Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 10:13 amTrue story! So I go today to the thrifty to pick up some beer. (thrifty is a beer store)
As soon as I walked in I hear a girls voice. She says come here. I look at her. She is stripper hot, and dressed like it. Sometimes these places get hot girls to promote stuff like the bud girls. Anyway, she is hawking some crap mexican beer but she is very hot so I buy a six and then go to get my real beer (sam adams dark lager). I pass a very hot Asian girl trying to lift a case of beer. I bring it up for her and she has an equally hot friend. I look and they have about 6 hundred dollars worth of beer. Every different kind. I was like DAMN! Where is your party? Kidding because I had a date with home depot. She turns around and says want to come? So again kidding, I say only if I can bring the stripper. Stripper turns around and says I'm game!!!!!!!
Whats a guy to do? Well I wont suprise you guys. I did what you think.
I laughed and very cool said I wish I could but my 3 girlfriends at home would be mad. I told them have fun and left. As I sat in the car I saw them leaving and again saw how friggin hot they were. Reality sank in. So after crying for a while I went to home depot then home.
The moral? First in a perfect world I would have gone to the party and had sex with all 3 and drank all their beer. Second that crap mexican beer would not have tasted like piss. (it does)
Third, why have sex with a stripper and 2 hot asians with beer when I can go home and cry in my beer? Poor Philly![V]
As soon as I walked in I hear a girls voice. She says come here. I look at her. She is stripper hot, and dressed like it. Sometimes these places get hot girls to promote stuff like the bud girls. Anyway, she is hawking some crap mexican beer but she is very hot so I buy a six and then go to get my real beer (sam adams dark lager). I pass a very hot Asian girl trying to lift a case of beer. I bring it up for her and she has an equally hot friend. I look and they have about 6 hundred dollars worth of beer. Every different kind. I was like DAMN! Where is your party? Kidding because I had a date with home depot. She turns around and says want to come? So again kidding, I say only if I can bring the stripper. Stripper turns around and says I'm game!!!!!!!
Whats a guy to do? Well I wont suprise you guys. I did what you think.
I laughed and very cool said I wish I could but my 3 girlfriends at home would be mad. I told them have fun and left. As I sat in the car I saw them leaving and again saw how friggin hot they were. Reality sank in. So after crying for a while I went to home depot then home.
The moral? First in a perfect world I would have gone to the party and had sex with all 3 and drank all their beer. Second that crap mexican beer would not have tasted like piss. (it does)
Third, why have sex with a stripper and 2 hot asians with beer when I can go home and cry in my beer? Poor Philly![V]