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No, not some members. Our government!

http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/07/12/ ... index.html

It would be devastating to America's psyche if terrorists blew up a bean festival or an insect zoo. The Statue of Liberty or Times Square? Eh, not so much. [xx(]

Imagine if a bomb went off amongst tons of beans. A cloud of bean dust would disperse into the atmosphere. The residents of Indiana would be farting for days, maybe even months or years, but would have absolutely no idea why! [:0]

Not pinning it all on the Feds, despite Homeland "Security" being a bureaucratic sham. The States should be ripped a new asshole for this outright FRAUD. It's a money grab, like a giant welfare scam on a huge, state-sponsored scale.

I can see some islamic terrorists in a training camp working on diguising themselves as kangaroos to infilterate the conservation center. A bean festival, guess they may need lots of gas masks to pass out there. Some priorities need to reevaluated.

Well, I don't know about you folks, but when I want to wreak some havoc I immediately think about violating some kangaroos.

Oh, wait. That didn't sound right...

[quote][i]Originally posted by My Aural Stimulator[/i]
<br>Well, I don't know about you folks, but when I want to wreak some havoc I immediately think about violating some kangaroos.
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You saying they don't deserve the same rights accorded to placental mammals? You anti-marsupi-ite bastard!

<img src="http://www.proccy.com/img/gal/kangaroo.jpg">
"FUMAS! FUMAS!"

The really funny part about this is that a number of funeral homes were listed as possible targets. I always knew the grand plan of terrorists involved zombies somehow....[;)]