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Barbie scooping poop
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Thu Sep 07, 2006 10:43 amby enzfan
Sitting here on the computer while the kids watch SpongeBob and a commercial for a new Barbie comes on. It involves Barbie at the park with her dog. She feeds it a round brown pellet and when he swallows it he drops two smaller capsule shaped objects out of his ass, then Barbie proceeds to use her pooper scooper to pick up the crap and deposit it in the doogie do container. What's next nurse Barbie with the catheter Ken doll with optional colonic cleansing set.
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Thu Sep 07, 2006 10:58 amby Panorama
Yep... Fetish Barbie
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Fri Sep 08, 2006 4:13 amby newwavepunkgirl
It is strange alright! Maybe it will teach kids about how to look after a dog and put them off having a real one LMAO![:D]
Devolution is real
Posted:
Fri Sep 08, 2006 6:13 amby WolverineSyr
I'll admit, I was skeptical.
Behold:
http://www.etoys.com/genProduct.html/PI ... code=cii_0
Since when has cleaning up dog poop been a fun play-time kind of thing? You have to drag me out of the house to clean up the back yard.
(But I do...just in case you were thinking I have mountains of dog poop in my yard...I don't)[:D]
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Fri Sep 08, 2006 6:45 amby birdmadgirl
This is so weird. I have a 6-year-old daughter who loves Barbie dolls, but there's no way she'd have Barbie bee-bopping about the Barbie house backyard picking up poo. Her Barbies are busy going to the beach and parties [:)] If I even suggested such a poop-scooping Barbie, she'd probably scream and run off from me.
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Fri Sep 08, 2006 7:27 amby enzfan
Barbie better count her blessings that she wasn't teamed with a Mastiff, she'd be packing a big shovel instead.
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Fri Sep 08, 2006 8:43 amby marie3
My 70 year old neighbor used to wear a shirt that said:
"I hate Barbie, the bitch has everything"
Apparently it's true. [:p]
Posted:
Fri Sep 08, 2006 6:03 pmby Panorama
Poo sold separately... [:D][;)]
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Fri Sep 08, 2006 11:12 pmby Grunch
Then there is Divorced Barbie.....she comes with all of Ken's stuff
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Sat Sep 09, 2006 12:35 pmby iposse
You can see the TV commercial for Barbie and her pooping friend at the Barbie website:
http://barbie.everythinggirl.com/activi ... een_on_tv/
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Sat Sep 09, 2006 1:20 pmby Panorama
[quote][i]Originally posted by iposse[/i]
<br>You can see the TV commercial for Barbie and her pooping friend at the Barbie website:
http://barbie.everythinggirl.com/activi ... een_on_tv/
[/quote]That so cute [:D][;)]
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Sat Sep 09, 2006 3:55 pmby abacab66
I blame this all on Paris Hilton.
Hey Wolvie, is there a Wolverine pooper scooper?[:0]
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Sat Sep 09, 2006 6:45 pmby Grunch
If they are getting ideas from the thing with no talent who inherits a fortune and wouldn't know the first thing about earning anything, they should come out with:
Tramp Barbie - comes with knee pads and video camera
Drunk Barbie - comes with fake vomit and holier than thou attitude
Shallow Barbie - personality and concern for others sold separately
Useless Barbie -comes with everything,uses everyone,good for nothing
Posing Barbie - comes with stupid smile, fake look, zero charm
STD Barbie - comes with multiple STD's in all orifices
Wipe My Ass Barbie - Comes with attached mouth caption "You don't expect me to do this"
Celibate Barbie - sorry, was impossible to make, legs would not close
Mannequin Barbie - comes as herself
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Sun Sep 10, 2006 2:43 amby newwavepunkgirl
[quote][i]Originally posted by Grunch[/i]
<br>If they are getting ideas from the thing with no talent who inherits a fortune and wouldn't know the first thing about earning anything, they should come out with:
Tramp Barbie - comes with knee pads and video camera
Drunk Barbie - comes with fake vomit and holier than thou attitude
Shallow Barbie - personality and concern for others sold separately
Useless Barbie -comes with everything,uses everyone,good for nothing
Posing Barbie - comes with stupid smile, fake look, zero charm
STD Barbie - comes with multiple STD's in all orifices
Wipe My Ass Barbie - Comes with attached mouth caption "You don't expect me to do this"
Celibate Barbie - sorry, was impossible to make, legs would not close
Mannequin Barbie - comes as herself
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Put the claws back! MEOW![:D]
Devolution is real
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Sun Sep 10, 2006 2:48 amby i_like_lectric_motors
[quote][i]Originally posted by newwavepunkgirl[/i]
<br>[quote][i]Originally posted by Grunch[/i]
<br>If they are getting ideas from the thing with no talent who inherits a fortune and wouldn't know the first thing about earning anything, they should come out with:
Tramp Barbie - comes with knee pads and video camera
Drunk Barbie - comes with fake vomit and holier than thou attitude
Shallow Barbie - personality and concern for others sold separately
Useless Barbie -comes with everything,uses everyone,good for nothing
Posing Barbie - comes with stupid smile, fake look, zero charm
STD Barbie - comes with multiple STD's in all orifices
Wipe My Ass Barbie - Comes with attached mouth caption "You don't expect me to do this"
Celibate Barbie - sorry, was impossible to make, legs would not close
Mannequin Barbie - comes as herself
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Put the claws back! MEOW![:D]
Devolution is real
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Claws Barbie ?? That sounds like a fun one to have in the collection. [:0][}:)]