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Armageddon Is Officially Here!

PostPosted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 4:04 am
by djcraig
How else do you explain this new release:

[b]Pat Boone R&B Classics: We Are Family[/b]

<img src="http://www.eurweb.com/images/pat_boone(2006-cd-cover-med).jpg">

Featuring:

Papa's Got a Brand New Bag
Soul Man
Get Down Tonight
Tears of a Clown
Celebration
I Can't Help Myself
A Woman Needs Love
We Are Family
Shotgun
That's the Way of the World
Backbone

Watch for the inevitable tour, merchandise and reality show coming soon!


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 4:38 am
by hutter
You're not serious.

Jeezus Christ.

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 5:09 am
by plagiarism
He released a heavy metal album about a decade ago. Since that didn't trigger Armageddon, then I don't think Death, Pestilence, War, and Famine are tacking up their horses now.

PostPosted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 6:31 am
by djcraig
[quote][i]Originally posted by plagiarism[/i]
<br>He released a heavy metal album about a decade ago. Since that didn't trigger Armageddon, then I don't think Death, Pestilence, War, and Famine are tacking up their horses now.
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You obviously haven't HEARD this- it's way more diabolical and Satan inspired than that old tongue-in-cheek, heavy metal cover album could ever be! Who ever thought Pat would turn out to be the Antichrist...

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 6:42 am
by plagiarism
[quote][i]Originally posted by djcraig[/i]
You obviously haven't HEARD this- it's way more diabolical and Satan inspired than that old tongue-in-cheek, heavy metal cover album could ever be! Who ever thought Pat would turn out to be the Antichrist...
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No, I haven't heard it. Do I have to? I remember Pat showing up on the talk shows a decade ago wearing black leather. It can't get worse than that, can it?

PostPosted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 6:47 am
by Bitter Almonds
<p align="justify">HOLY SHIET! I had to sacrifice two goats to appease the daemons from this sonic onslaught to the senses. I nearly went rabid just from reading these bad news.

PostPosted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 7:04 am
by WolverineSyr
Perhaps this will finally ignite the "race war" those skinheads are always talking about.

It would be justified....

PostPosted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 7:39 am
by Moparmark
Aw,who cares.Some numbnuts will buy it and put some cash in his pocket.I,d do the same if I was old news.