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Since I broke up with my GF I've been considering trying some internet dating sites. Please give me your opinion on my profile description and suggestions on how to improve it. They say honesty is the best policy so here is what I have so far:

[b]I'm Bringing Sexy Back!

Toothless, work avoidant, dysfunctional malcontent seeks codependent enabler. Must have working computer to feed my ever growing internet porn addiction.

Please have less than 7 cats, no prison tatoos and be on a first name basis with the voices in your head! Must be willing to lie creatively to my probation officer.

Contact Dreamlover07[/b]



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[quote]Originally posted by djcraig
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[b]Must have working computer to feed my ever growing internet porn addiction. [/b]
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Dude, you need to change that to "working computer with broadband". You don't want any dial-up lamers.

If you don't mind, may I rewrite this a bit?

[b]I'm Bringing Sexy Back![/b] (change to: I'm an old school, retro kinda guy.)


[b]Toothless,[/b] (got cute quirky smile) [b]work avoidant,[/b] (recently quit mind-numbing corporate world for more creative and meaningful aspirations) [b]dysfunctional malcontent[/b] (edgy) [b]seeks codependent enabler[/b] (loves an equally open-minded free spirit) [b]Must have working computer[/b] (finds geek girls sexy) [b]to feed my ever growing internet porn addiction.[/b] (ever-supportive of new feminist art and women's authorship over own body as work of art.)

[b]Please have less than 7 cats,[/b] (love animals! shame I have allergies!) [b]no prison tattoos[/b] (finds body modification kinda passé) [b]and be on a first name basis with the voices in your head![/b] prefer someone who's focused a single goal or dream as opposed to many) [b]Must be willing to lie creatively to my probation officer.[/b] (likes creative types, maybe someone in copywriting)

Whatcha think?

[quote][i]Originally posted by design_femme[/i]
<br>If you don't mind, may I rewrite this a bit?

[b]I'm Bringing Sexy Back![/b] (change to: I'm an old school, retro kinda guy.)


[b]Toothless,[/b] (got cute quirky smile) [b]work avoidant,[/b] (recently quit mind-numbing corporate world for more creative and meaningful aspirations) [b]dysfunctional malcontent[/b] (edgy) [b]seeks codependent enabler[/b] (loves an equally open-minded free spirit) [b]Must have working computer[/b] (finds geek girls sexy) [b]to feed my ever growing internet porn addiction.[/b] (ever-supportive of new feminist art and women's authorship over own body as work of art.)

[b]Please have less than 7 cats,[/b] (love animals! shame I have allergies!) [b]no prison tattoos[/b] (finds body modification kinda passé) [b]and be on a first name basis with the voices in your head![/b] prefer someone who's focused a single goal or dream as opposed to many) [b]Must be willing to lie creatively to my probation officer.[/b] (likes creative types, maybe someone in copywriting)

Whatcha think?
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Yes, fantastic rewrite. I'll use it, thanks!

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Isn't the reverse psychology thing a bit overdone?