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I dont see it often, but why is it the lame-o kid video thats not funny always wins? Case in point tonight--stupid kid draws on face with marker and wins. NOT FUNNY!!!!! When I saw this lame video only 20 minutes into the show I knew it would win!!!! Gimmie the animals anyday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This show is a guilty pleasure for me and my young son goes nuts for it too. You're right, the suckiest, crappiest, most boring videos are alway nominated. I remember some goofball videotaped a paper airplane he threw from the top of the Eiffel Tower. I'm pretty sure this sleep-inducing entry won. Yes, the plane flew and flew and flew but what's funny about that? Gimme a nice ballbreaker off the side of a trampoline or a kid acting up during the school play.

Why do the videos with the obnoxious crotchfruits doing disgusting things always win? Because they stuff the voting audience full of moomies and duhdees. That's why. And, yeah, considering how lame and unfunny the nominees usually are to begin with, the thought has crossed my mind that it's the producers' friends and relatives clips that are nominated most of the time.

Two of my favorite "AUV" clips were "Cat Says No" and "Raccoon Harpist." Two of the only times I can remember where the funny animals beat out the nasty-ass rugrats for the grand prize.

The Dachsund with the bottle rocket was pretty funny too.

Ha! this has always been one of my "pet" peeves!!![}:)][;)]

Little whining snotrag in the bathtub at 7:20 o'clock. You just know this little booger is going to win this week.

Why do I subject myself to this crap?

Man--you beat me to the punch!!!! I said the same thing!!!!![:D][:D]

My God--for once--a funny one one!!!

I would find that show a lot funnier if the narrator would shoot himself. Most irritating voice ever.

[quote][i]Originally posted by randy[/i]
<br>My God--for once--a funny one one!!!
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Yeah, color me surprised, too. Not as surprised as Marcellas Reynolds' twin, though!

In the immortal words of Barnes and Barnes, "Fish heads, fish heads, roly poly fish heads. Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up, yum!"

Spoiler alert---totally obnoxious ballarina brat wins!!!!!!!! Sorry West Coast!![:D][:D][:D][:D]

I can't believe the lady who chucked her son's toy lawnmower on Christmas morning was nominated. It was easily the worst video of the entire night and not only unfunny but kind of sad. I would have loved to hear the host's interview with her if she'd won. First question: Why are you such a bitch?

My pet peeve is when they show those numbs nuts Darwin nominees, doing back flips and doing face plants or head snappers. The stupid audience groans then laughs. WTF? I doubt they would laugh if the guy did snap his neck and became a quadriplegic. I just caught it last night and they showed more of these , these are one step away from becoming jackass.


Also I miss Daisy Fuentes, yummy...

[quote][i]Originally posted by buffalochipz[/i]
<br>I can't believe the lady who chucked her son's toy lawnmower on Christmas morning was nominated. It was easily the worst video of the entire night and not only unfunny but kind of sad. I would have loved to hear the host's interview with her if she'd won. First question: Why are you such a bitch?
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I caught 5 minutes of this show, but this was one of the videos I saw, if it was World's Worst Mom's she would win hands down. I couldn't believe my eyes. How truly sad.