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If you did everything but....

Posted:
Sat Oct 21, 2006 12:56 pm
by Mechi
...penetration that does make you a virgin???
We're discussing it down here and I say that it does make you a virgin but my friend says that it doesn't....
So there you got it.... our first smut poll since the old times.
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Posted:
Sat Oct 21, 2006 1:05 pm
by hexicon
Hmm, when I was a kid, the debate was about whether you were a virgin if the guy penetrated but didn't shoot his wad. Thinking back, we were 15-16 years old sleeping with guys roughly the same age: how could the guy have NOT finished?
So, I think yes, if you're a straight female, you're a virgin until the eel has gone in the cave, to use "Geisha" terms.

Posted:
Sat Oct 21, 2006 1:19 pm
by hutter
Mechi, this poll of yours worries me. Please be careful.

Posted:
Sat Oct 21, 2006 2:20 pm
by i_like_lectric_motors
In America, blowjobs aren't considered sex and teenage girls are still virgins as long as they only take it in the ass. Hope that helps.
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Results:
Too much damage done. Go away. [78%] 63 votes
Yah! Kimiiii is back! Hip hip hooray! [22%] 18 votes

Posted:
Sat Oct 21, 2006 3:16 pm
by bowiestation
LOL...DAMN MAN !

Posted:
Sun Oct 22, 2006 12:57 am
by My Aural Stimulator
I think Motors has a job waiting for him in Arkansas for writing the school health texts.

Posted:
Sun Oct 22, 2006 1:37 am
by KYYX4ever
Unfortunately, motors is pretty much right. If you could be a fly on the wall during some of these teens' discussions on sex, you'd have an embolism. Virginity ain't what it used to be.

Posted:
Sun Oct 22, 2006 1:40 am
by i_like_lectric_motors
[quote][i]Originally posted by My Aural Stimulator[/i]
<br>I think Motors has a job waiting for him in Arkansas for writing the school health texts.
[/quote]
Arkansas? That's totally different. You're still a virgin until you do it with someone who's "non-kin".
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Results:
Too much damage done. Go away. [78%] 63 votes
Yah! Kimiiii is back! Hip hip hooray! [22%] 18 votes

Posted:
Sun Oct 22, 2006 2:05 am
by My Aural Stimulator
That reminds me, my brother told me a very silly joke:
Q.: What do people in (insert backwards-thinking state or city here) do for Halloween?
A.: Pump-kin.
Get it?

Posted:
Sun Oct 22, 2006 2:09 am
by i_like_lectric_motors
LOL. Good one MAS! [:D][:D]
Here's another classic incest joke:
How do guys in Arkansas define "relative humidity"?
It's the beads of sweat on your cousin's back while you're doing her doggystyle.
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Results:
Too much damage done. Go away. [78%] 63 votes
Yah! Kimiiii is back! Hip hip hooray! [22%] 18 votes

Posted:
Sun Oct 22, 2006 5:07 am
by Panorama
Another version:
I was recently at an event in Kentucky. A man walked up to me and said, "I'd like you to meet my wife and sister."
...I looked, and there was one woman standing there. [:D][;)]
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Posted:
Sun Oct 22, 2006 5:44 am
by MARV
What if she pops her cherry with a dildo? Still a virgin?
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Posted:
Sun Oct 22, 2006 9:22 am
by glokstadt
[quote][i]Originally posted by KYYX4ever[/i]
<br>Unfortunately, motors is pretty much right. If you could be a fly on the wall during some of these teens' discussions on sex, you'd have an embolism. Virginity ain't what it used to be.
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Have to agree there.
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Posted:
Sun Oct 22, 2006 9:50 am
by hutter
[quote][i]Originally posted by marvymarv[/i]
<br>What if she pops her cherry with a dildo? Still a virgin?
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Yep. An ex of mine busted hers while horseback riding when she was 13, and she didn't have sex until she was 17. Until then she was a virgin, busted cherry notwithstanding.
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Posted:
Sun Oct 22, 2006 11:29 am
by phillyidol
If you did everything but penetration........that makes you a virgin...but a filthy one.