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Madonna = Madge????

Posted:
Fri Nov 03, 2006 12:31 am
by WoodlandParkPunk
What the hell is with calling her Madge? I really hate how the media makes up lame nicknames for celebrities. What the hell does Madge have to do with Madonna??? Is it easier to say Madge than Madonna???
I CANNOT stand this shit!!!![:(!]

Posted:
Fri Nov 03, 2006 12:48 am
by hexicon
I think "Madge" is supposed to denominate her most recent incarnation as phony-English-accented, children's-book-writing, horse-riding Mrs. Ritchie, as compared, say, to Boy Toy or Material Girl.
I'm not really into the whole celebrity Brangelina/Jacko thing either, but with Madonna I can kinda see the need to name each new version.

Posted:
Fri Nov 03, 2006 12:56 am
by scramjet
You're soaking in it!

Posted:
Fri Nov 03, 2006 1:02 am
by WoodlandParkPunk
TomCat annoys the shit outta me as well.

Posted:
Fri Nov 03, 2006 1:24 am
by hexicon
[quote][i]Originally posted by scramjet[/i]
<br>You're soaking in it!
[/quote]
Touche! [:I] It might be more accurate to say I enjoy reading about celebrity hijinks but don't feel the need to give them portmanteau names. [;)]

Posted:
Fri Nov 03, 2006 1:31 am
by tiger_mn
Hedge - Please refrain from using too many french words. They may make you smelly.

Posted:
Fri Nov 03, 2006 1:40 am
by MARV
I think Tidge is right. Just no one call me Mardge [:p]
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Posted:
Fri Nov 03, 2006 2:54 am
by scramjet
[quote][i]Originally posted by hexicon[/i]
<br>[quote][i]Originally posted by scramjet[/i]
<br>You're soaking in it!
[/quote]
Touche! [:I] It might be more accurate to say I enjoy reading about celebrity hijinks but don't feel the need to give them portmanteau names. [;)]
[/quote]
I think my "Madge" wisecrack was a little too obscure. Check this out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bEkq7JCbik&NR

Posted:
Fri Nov 03, 2006 3:37 am
by WolverineSyr
Wow, I forgot all about Madge the manicurist... wasn't she also Josephine the plumber?

Posted:
Fri Nov 03, 2006 4:00 am
by scramjet
In my mind Madge ranks right up there with Mr. Lee:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojm1Xzwlc9Q

Posted:
Fri Nov 03, 2006 4:17 am
by Frau_Blucher
[quote][i]Originally posted by scramjet[/i]
<br>In my mind Madge ranks right up there with Mr. Lee:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojm1Xzwlc9Q
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Hilarious. I say this all the time to my Asian friends - "ancient Chinese secret, huh?" . I don't know how many know what the hell I'm talking about.
BTW Scram, gee your hair smells terrific!

Posted:
Fri Nov 03, 2006 4:32 am
by SomebodySomewhere
It still chaps my pasties that my nickname never caught on. Lotsa de Trasha.

Posted:
Fri Nov 03, 2006 7:05 am
by tiger_mn
[quote][i]Originally posted by Blir[/i]
BTW Scram, gee your hair smells terrific!
[/quote]
Oh great. Now he'll tell two friends, and they'll tell two friends......
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4) Sequestered does not mean requested and fanciz is an ass eel. (c)

Posted:
Fri Nov 03, 2006 1:40 pm
by djsoss
I love here no matter what her name is
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Posted:
Fri Nov 03, 2006 4:24 pm
by Warzau
[quote][i]Originally posted by tiger_mn[/i]
<br>[quote][i]Originally posted by Blir[/i]
BTW Scram, gee your hair smells terrific!
[/quote]
Oh great. Now he'll tell two friends, and they'll tell two friends......
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4) Sequestered does not mean requested and fanciz is an ass eel. (c)
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And so on and so on and so on and then they forget the story and it changed completely.