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Just like Dane Cook, except funny

PostPosted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 6:47 am
by coop41
"Where are the ... jokes?" wrote Rolling Stone. "How can any comedian get this famous with no jokes?"

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/11/1 ... index.html

I actually like the guy, he's just not that funny to me. I've seen many comics who are much funnier.

PostPosted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 12:30 pm
by Bitter Almonds
<p align="justify">danish cook can derelick me balls[}:)] Once Mitch kicked the bucket, I pretty much gave up watching stand-up. There are no more Lenny Bruces, Richard Pryors, Sam Kinison's, or even that dude - what's his name - Bill Hicks[}:)]

PostPosted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 3:51 pm
by iposse
I agree that Mitch Hedberg was the last great comedian out there...and Dane Cook doesn't have an ounce of creative talent. Some of my favorite Mitch jokes:

"I tried to walk into Target, but I missed."

"I don't have a girlfriend. I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that."

"The ultimate stocking stuffer is a severed foot."

"I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late."

"I was going to get my teeth whitened, but I said screw that, I'll just get a tan instead."