by coop41 » Mon Dec 11, 2006 6:46 am
randy, I am so glad you brought this up. My Sunday paper included a very nice holiday card wishing me the happiest of holidays and inside was a self addressed envelope, apparently for sending him his Christmas Bonus for all the hard work of driving around my neighborhood (in his car) and dropping off my newspaper! 60% of the time he makes the sidewalk and the other 40% he makes the street. Are you kidding me???? I was 12 years old driving my bike in the dark, throwing newspapers with pinpoint accuracy that would make Derek Jeters throws to first seem weak, all the way to the front door step. Now, when I wake up in the morning, I have to walk what seems like 1/2 a block down the street in my boxers to get the paper.
You want a tip? Start lobbing a few in my driveway or better yet put it at my front door. Othwerwise, all you get is a Polaroid picture of me in front of my house with a newspaper covering my privates and my neighbors closing their blinds.