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Hey there sports fans, I thought this was petty good, and I usually hate the suck-ups at ESPN. Patrick Hruby there just goes on and on...pretty funny:

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/st ... uby/061226

This might be my favorite sequence:

[b]Get out![/b]
Miami Dolphins running back Ricky Williams failed a NFL drug test.

[b]No way![/b]
Former NBA player Isaiah Rider was arrested on charges of kidnapping a female acquaintance.

[b]Say it ain't so![/b]
Former MLB pitcher Dwight Gooden flunked probation for cocaine use.

[b]Who woulda thunk it![/b]
Rider subsequently was arrested on charges of felony cocaine possession.

Or maybe it's this:

[b]Safe driving tips: Pay attention to traffic –[/b]
Minnesota Timberwolves forward Eddie Griffin crashed his SUV into a parked car outside a Minneapolis store.

[b]… keep your wits about you …[/b]
Griffin, who lacks a driver's license, allegedly was drunk at the time.

[b]… and always hold the wheel with TWO hands[/b]
Police said Griffin was masturbating to a pornographic DVD playing on a dashboard-mounted screen.

[quote]Originally posted by Blir
[br]b>Safe driving tips: Pay attention to traffic –[/b]
Minnesota Timberwolves forward Eddie Griffin crashed his SUV into a parked car outside a Minneapolis store.

[b]… keep your wits about you …[/b]
Griffin, who lacks a driver's license, allegedly was drunk at the time.

[b]… and always hold the wheel with TWO hands[/b]
Police said Griffin was masturbating to a pornographic DVD playing on a dashboard-mounted screen.
[/quote]


Is that illegal?

Heh, figures - he's from Minnesota. Talk about fiddling with the gear nob.....