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Not what I usually post, but what the hell...


I've heard it said that you can gauge the relative importance a society places on an object or idea by how many words for that object or idea exist in that society's languange. (KYYX you're the language expert here--is that an urban legend?)

Of course if this is true than our society places great value on certain body parts of men and women and the various activities to be done with said parts.

So the question is: name an amusing/unusual word/phrase you have heard to name or describe: the phallis

(I'll beat the wags to the punch and ask that NuWaveRx not be in the replies[:o)])

I'll start with the always classy: meat whistle

Any Takers (no pun intended)?

One Eyed Trouser Snake


SPAZ
Born of innocence. Free of ignorance.

I just like the one that doesn't beat around the bush and calls it what it is "fuck stick".

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There's always Austin Power's - The Spy Who Shagged Me

Basil: Did we get Dr. Evil?
Radar Operator: No, sir, he got away in that big spaceship that looks like a huge...
Teacher: Penis. The male reproductive organ. Also known as tallywhacker, schlong, or...
Friendly Dad: Wiener? Any of your kids want another wiener?
Friendly Son: Dad, what's that?
Friendly Dad: I don't know, son, but it has great big...
Peanut Vendor: Nuts. Hot, salty nuts. Who wants some?...
Peanut Vendor: Lord Almighty!
Woman: That looks just like my husband's...
Circus Barker: ONE-EYED MONSTER. Step right up and see the One-eyed Monster!
Cyclops: RARRR.
Cyclops: Hey, what's that? It looks like a...
Fan: Woody. Woody Harrelson. Could I have your autograph?
Woody: Sure. Oh, my Lord! Look at that thing!
Fan: It's so huge.
Woody: No, I've seen bigger. That's...
Dr. Evil: Just a little prick.

These fine people cover many of the slang words:

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/07/trainables.html

Love Wand
shaft
bone
prick
cock
dick
*my current favorite Russian word- hooey*
meat batton

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[quote][i]Originally posted by Blir[/i]
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LOL! So far we have a winner.....

<big><big>[b]"shmekel"[/b]</big></big>

it's the Yiddish term for your tallywacker- just cracks me up!

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