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I feel dumberer just for reading it[xx(][;)][:o)] Please stop the Britney/Paris daily diary....

http://www.azcentral.com/ent/celeb/arti ... pears.html

Britney Spears' sex fright
BANG Showbiz
Jan. 4, 2007 07:49 AM
Britney Spears was tricked by Paris Hilton into thinking she had jeopardized her chances of ever having an orgasm again.

While the two 25-year-olds were partying at Los Angeles club Area the 'Toxic' singer lit the filter end of her cigarette which flared up as she inhaled.

Paris then apparently told her it would damage her ability to climax. advertisement




A source revealed to the National Enquirer magazine: "Paris told Britney, 'Oh my God! Don't you know that lighting a cigarette the wrong way and inhaling stops the blood flow to your private parts, and doing it more than once means you may never experience orgasm again!'

"Britney was horrified and ran around for about ten minutes asking everyone if they had ever heard that and what she should do about it."

Finally Paris stopped giggling and told Britney it was a joke, saying: "I had you going, didn't I?"

The 'Baby One More Time' singer slapped her friend on the arm and they then had a play fight.

Ha ha! It amazes me that this celebrity news is passing for "journalism" nowadays. When and how did this happen ? It used to be the occasional story in the gossip mags. Now, there are gossip mags which are EXCLUSIVELY celebrity-(and everybody's a celebrity, dontcha know) oriented. ON the 'net, there are a plethora of sites devoted to Paris, Britney, Lohan, et al.(Perez Hilton, The Superficial, Go Fug Yourself), and from what I hear, these sites have TONS of traffic.
This may actually be a new sociological phenomenom in our electronically-wired age. I mean, could you imagine back in the day: [i]oh my gawd! Did [b]Theda Bara[/b] have a bit too much bubbly last night and stumble into a mystery man's Model A? <u>Click here</u> for some NSFW shots where it appears she forgot her underwear! Ooops![/i]

I would have liked the story more if at the end they both killed themselves. These vapid empty headed idiots make me sick.

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Hell's bells. Now I've got to go to the urologist to find out why I can't come. [:o)][B)][:0][V]