Here's the Scoop:
Peyton Manning, after living a full life, died. When he got to
>heaven,
> God
> was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with
>a faded
> Colts flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity,
>Peyton,"
> said
> God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here."
> Peyton felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his
>way up
> the
> porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a
>3-story
> mansion with a red and blue sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flagpole
>with an
> enormous Patriots logo flag, and in every window, a New England
>Patriots
> towel.
> Peyton looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be
>ungrateful, but
> I
> have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I hold many NFL records,
>and I
> even
> went to the Hall of Fame."
> God said "So what's your point Peyton?"
> "Well, why does Tom Brady get a better house than me?"
> God chuckled, and said "Peyton, that's not Tom's house, it's
>mine."
