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It's a mild, sunny day and a pudgy, balding 40 year old is racing around town in a BMW with the Sex Pistols cranked to the max. He stops at a red light, flashes a smile and gives a knowing wink to the blonde on her Vespa scooter beside him.

OMG! It was me! I've become a smarmy dork!!!

This is a tough one, but I'm gonna begrudgingly go with 'not cool'. It would have been cool if you acted all 'fuck-all to the rest of yous', but the pointed self-awareness you exhibited crossed into the not cool realm. We certainly know you're cool in actuality, but it's a fine line we have to walk between a self-occupied versus a self-assured badassness.

You blew your shot at cool when you neglected to run the Vespa riding blonde off the road.

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Unless you are married or in a serious relationship, i don't think the wink was smarmy. Other than that you're all Cool & the Gang and shit. Keep the Faith Brother [;)]

A lot of guys can be bald and look cool. A lot of guys can be pudgy and look cool. A lot of guys can be 40 and look cool. A select few can even pull off looking cool while being all 3. But there's just no way in Hell you can be any of the above things, drive a BMW, and still be cool. You managed to find the one thing you can do that makes listening to The Pistols seem lame. [:p]

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Results:
Too much damage done. Go away. [78%] 63 votes
Yah! Kimiiii is back! Hip hip hooray! [22%] 18 votes

[;)]

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<p align="justify">If you use your turn signals whenever you drive your bimmer, then you're cool in my book[8D] I'll even forgive that sex pistols shit you're playing[}:)]

Did you steal the BMW? That would have helped.


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If you're here in the Philippines, you might get slapped by the girl. [:D][:D][:D]

Were you wearing pants?

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It could be worse. You could have been driving a PT Cruiser.

[quote][i]Originally posted by i_like_lectric_motors[/i]
<br>A lot of guys can be bald and look cool. A lot of guys can be pudgy and look cool. A lot of guys can be 40 and look cool. A select few can even pull off looking cool while being all 3. But there's just no way in Hell you can be any of the above things, drive a BMW, and still be cool. You managed to find the one thing you can do that makes listening to The Pistols seem lame. [:p]

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Results:
Too much damage done. Go away. [78%] 63 votes
Yah! Kimiiii is back! Hip hip hooray! [22%] 18 votes

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Motors... if you ever start a cult, I would follow you. [8D]

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[quote][i]Originally posted by Mechi[/i]
<br>[quote][i]Originally posted by i_like_lectric_motors[/i]
<br>A lot of guys can be bald and look cool. A lot of guys can be pudgy and look cool. A lot of guys can be 40 and look cool. A select few can even pull off looking cool while being all 3. But there's just no way in Hell you can be any of the above things, drive a BMW, and still be cool. You managed to find the one thing you can do that makes listening to The Pistols seem lame. [:p]

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Results:
Too much damage done. Go away. [78%] 63 votes
Yah! Kimiiii is back! Hip hip hooray! [22%] 18 votes

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Motors... if you ever start a cult, I would follow you. [8D]

http://spaces.msn.com/members/mechigc
http://thesesensations.blogspot.com
http://devotionanddivision.blogspot.com
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Lucky guy.

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[quote][i]Originally posted by Mechi[/i]

Motors... if you ever start a cult, I would follow you. [8D]


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LOL! Fat chance of that ... I'm staunchly anti-cult. Maybe a commune?

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Results:
Too much damage done. Go away. [78%] 63 votes
Yah! Kimiiii is back! Hip hip hooray! [22%] 18 votes

[quote][i]Originally posted by i_like_lectric_motors[/i]
<br>[quote][i]Originally posted by Mechi[/i]

Motors... if you ever start a cult, I would follow you. [8D]


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LOL! Fat chance of that ... I'm staunchly anti-cult. Maybe a commune?

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Results:
Too much damage done. Go away. [78%] 63 votes
Yah! Kimiiii is back! Hip hip hooray! [22%] 18 votes

Alright then... let it be a commune. [8D]
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