New Wave Outpost Forum

This is likely not a newsflash for anyone on this board but yes, it's official. I am a kingsize-mega-fucking-jerk-off-a-hole. That's what one of my know-it-all employees told me this morning, so it must be true. All of my career I've thought of myself as the young upstart anarchist. Apparently at some point along the way I've turned into "the Man". How did this happen?