British dwarf's penis gets stuck to hoover
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Sat Aug 25, 2007 12:25 amby i_like_lectric_motors
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20070820/od ... entbritain
"It was the most embarrassing moment of my life when I got wheeled into a packed AE with a vacuum attached to me," Blackner said.
You'd think a dwarf who specializes in onstage vacuum cleaner fucking would be beyond embarrassment.
It figures he's called "Captain Dan". [:D]
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Sat Aug 25, 2007 12:46 amby coop41
Man, I hate when that happens
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Sat Aug 25, 2007 1:16 amby phillyidol
hmmmmmmm......a vacuum you say?
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Sat Aug 25, 2007 5:38 amby enzfan
When I perform with a vacuum I generally try and avoid using super glue.
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Sat Aug 25, 2007 6:32 amby eight6
[i]"Luckily, they saw me quickly so the embarrassment was short-lived."[/i]
No kidding...who among the hospital staff wouldn't come running to see a dwarf with his dick stuck in a vacuum.
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Sat Aug 25, 2007 6:59 amby Panorama
I would think his Union would require medical staff to be off stage for just such an occurrence. Union dues should cover that.
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Sat Aug 25, 2007 9:40 amby birdmadgirl
When I was a beginning reporter at a small daily newspaper, one of my responsibilities was to run down to the police station each morning and get the police report. Most of the time, it was stuff like speeding, domestic violence, theft, etc. Nothing terribly exciting, but stuff that people in a small town absolutely HAD to know. We'd list the charge and give a brief description of what happened. If we ever left the report out, we got all kinds of calls because people were just dying to know what their neighbors had been up to.
One morning, I spent a long time trying to figure out how to word: Weirdo picked up at car wash for masturbating with vacuum. I ended up calling it indecent exposure and leaving it at that. It was a family newspaper in a little, uptight town. I didn't know what write.
I've always wondered about that guy. Those car wash vacuums are STRONG. And, the hoses are really big. Whatever floats your boat, I guess.....
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Sat Aug 25, 2007 12:17 pmby empyrean
How much does a vacuum cost? I have to buy one. [:D]
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