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one of my favorite lines of Steve Martin is "May I mambo dogface to the banana patch" from Wild and Crazy Guy album -which is one of my favorites. that and "Comedy Is Not Pretty!" oh yeah - lets not forget
"Googlephonics".

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My favorite bit was always (and my mom just about shit when she heard me listening to it)

"I went over to this lady's house last night and boy did she have a great pussy!
(crowd busts up laughing)
(Steve puts hands on hips and looks disgusted and says)
"You people are disgusting...I'm talking about her cat!"
(crowd busts up laughing - then Steve says)
"Let me tell you, that cat was the best fuck I ever had".
(crowd busts up laughing) [:D][:p]

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I personally like "The Cruel Shoes"

"I'm subversive as hell!" ~Theodor Geisel

"Grandmother's Song" (from the "Let's Get Small" album) has some great lines--one of which, "Be oblong and have your knees removed."

[quote][i]Originally posted by trekds947[/i]
<br>"Grandmother's Song" (from the "Let's Get Small" album) has some great lines--one of which, "Be oblong and have your knees removed."
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I remember it as be oblong and espanol' [:(][;)]

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Turns out he was able to act as well........He was just as important a role as John Candy in Trains Planes & Automobiles....It was this bit he did in Little Shop of Horrors that cracked me up
http://www.zshare.net/audio/3487367ea4b098/
Q: I Know he's tied or up there for quest host of SNL..
How many times did Steve host?