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New Wal Mart Motto

Posted:
Wed Sep 12, 2007 8:03 am
by coop41
They are changing after all these years from "Always low Prices" to "Save Money. Live Better".
http://www.azcentral.com/business/consu ... 12-ON.html
Since there are so many Wal Mart fans here, thought it would be interesting on what you think their new motto [i]SHOULD[/i] have been?

Posted:
Wed Sep 12, 2007 8:39 am
by i_like_lectric_motors
"Supplying trash with trash since 1962".
or even better
"If you need to shop here ... just kill yourself".

Posted:
Wed Sep 12, 2007 9:19 am
by KYYX4ever
Mallwart

Posted:
Wed Sep 12, 2007 9:39 am
by WolverineSyr
"Shit for Slush Brains"

Posted:
Wed Sep 12, 2007 9:44 am
by shovelbum
Proudly Raping America So You Can Buy Cheap Crap
"I'm subversive as hell!" ~Theodor Geisel

Posted:
Wed Sep 12, 2007 9:46 am
by DonGately
Appalmart
or
"Got a migrane? Want one?"

Posted:
Wed Sep 12, 2007 9:47 am
by shovelbum
Muu Muu Mart
"I'm subversive as hell!" ~Theodor Geisel

Posted:
Wed Sep 12, 2007 9:55 am
by WolverineSyr
[quote][i]Originally posted by DonGately[/i]
"Got a migrane? Want one?"
[/quote]
That would the hands down winner in my book!

Posted:
Wed Sep 12, 2007 12:10 pm
by newwavepop
well i guess as a wal mart employee im looked on pretty badly here.
a stupid redneck whitetrash loser

Posted:
Thu Sep 13, 2007 9:02 am
by Spit
[quote][i]Originally posted by newwavepop[/i]
<br>well i guess as a wal mart employee im looked on pretty badly here.
a stupid redneck whitetrash loser
[/quote]
Looked on pretty badly? Fuck no. You have a JOB that happens to be at Wal Mart. So what. Whitetrash losers are the ones that bum or steal money off people that WORK for a living.

Posted:
Thu Sep 13, 2007 9:45 am
by birdmadgirl
"Cheap shit, y'all!"

Posted:
Thu Sep 13, 2007 11:05 am
by BffloGrl85
Given their style of big box suburban centered development, I always refer to them as "Sprawl-mart."

Posted:
Thu Sep 13, 2007 1:42 pm
by zill
I find it amusing that the sort of people who complain about losing manufacturing jobs to China are the same people who buy the cheap crap at Walmart that gets imported from overseas. Walmart imports more containers of product to the US than any other company, followed closely by Home Depot and Target.
Vancouver is still proudly "Walmart free". Our city council continues to intentionally fuck them around on all their invasion plans.

Posted:
Thu Sep 13, 2007 10:35 pm
by shovelbum
I'm moving to Vancouver.
(Nice city, by the way!)
"I'm subversive as hell!" ~Theodor Geisel

Posted:
Fri Sep 14, 2007 4:50 am
by WoodlandParkPunk
The Wal-Mart bashing gets old abd tired. Don't shop there if you don't like it. Plain and simple. They must be doing something right.
"You just pick a chord, go twang, and you've got music." ~ Sid Vicious