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Ok, so I know I'm all pilled out with my back, but I was just talking to swampthing and I hear something outside. I limp out front and there is a bus full of hot girls in front of my house! It is a bridal party! With all hot chicks and the door opens! I walk up to the bus! I walk up to the door! A hot chick comes to the door and says hi! I just said Am I dreaming? She says they are lost and need directions. I asked if I could go with them. They were all laughing but being half cripple and seeing my wife in the window I turned and went back in the house. Now another sleepless night on the floor. Yea me! Another true Philly story. Why do these things always happen to me? My wife just shakes her head.

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You lucky bastage!
Dude, you need to go to Vegas! or in you nape of the neck, neck of the woods, Atlantic city [;)]

Didn't you have some penthouse forumesque story about hot asian women in a mini mart?

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The sad part is always the ending! It is like a twighlight zone episode where great things happen and I can't act on them. Every time something like this happens or like a hot girl hits on me....I look at my white picket fence around my house and say....."when the fuck did this happen? I'm domesticated!"

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Whatever pills you're taking, I want some [:D][:D][:D]

Those weren't hot girls. Those were squirrels, digging around in your sorry ass lawn. Focus! Focus!

LOL! Speaking of which, I caught 3 yesterday and my lawn loves me for it. Now I must get that one in my front yard without my neighbors thinking I'm crazy. BWAHAHAHAHAHA too late

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[quote][i]Originally posted by design_femme[/i]
<br>Whatever pills you're taking, I want some [:D][:D][:D]

Those weren't hot girls. Those were squirrels, digging around in your sorry ass lawn. Focus! Focus!
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geez, design_femme, I nearly spit out my coffee all over the screen !