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My boss is a dick

PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 1:02 am
by zill
About a year ago my desk was piled with papers and my boss came in and lectured me that my messy desk signified I didn't know how to manage my time or my workload and didn't know how to delegate.

I filed everything in boxes and drawers and ever since I've operated with a clean desk. I didn't do anything different other than file some papers away, but in his mind I suddenly became the model employee of time and people management! Duh!

That was great until yesterday when he came in and looked at my clean desk and said "geez, it looks like you don't have anything to do, well I can fix that". Fuck me!

PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 1:09 am
by eight6
That deserves a "Dance monkey, dance!"

PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 1:13 am
by Stuck In The Eighties
Sorry to hear that, zill.
Have you considered punching him in the face in front of his family?

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 1:29 am
by shovelbum
You need to ascend the corporate ladder and take his job out from under him.

Then give him a box of pencils for a Christmas bonus. (That's what my dad once did to a "dick" boss. We still get a laugh out of it to this day...)

"I'm subversive as hell!" ~Theodor Geisel

PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 1:34 am
by djcraig
Go here:

http://www.doodie.com/anger_management.php

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 8:15 am
by phillyidol
[quote][i]Originally posted by Stuck In The Eighties[/i]
<br>Sorry to hear that, zill.
Have you considered punching him in the face in front of his family?

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 9:17 am
by eight6
[quote][i]Originally posted by phillyidol[/i]
<br>[quote][i]Originally posted by Stuck In The Eighties[/i]
<br>Sorry to hear that, zill.
Have you considered punching him in the face in front of his family?

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Shame on you Philly. Violence has never been the answer to one's problems. Zill should attempt to open a heartfelt and meaningful dialog with his superior in order to resolve the apparent inconsistencies in his statements.

PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 9:41 am
by shovelbum
I dunno... I actually did that pencil stabbing thing once and it really helped!

(I still have the pencil, too.)

"I'm subversive as hell!" ~Theodor Geisel

PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 9:53 am
by wherewereuin82
I know exactly how you feel. I have a supervisor that strolls into my store once every six weeks and has to drop bombs on me like that. Here's a video for you, sort of decribes how we all feel when something like that happens.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZuuxrMMmIM

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 12:30 pm
by ben_at_work
Fucker! Bitch slap the stupid fuck and moonwalk the fuck out of there! You'll be minus a job but have all the respect in the world. [;)][:p]

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 8:22 am
by shovelbum
You must have a female boss.

"I'm subversive as hell!" ~Theodor Geisel

PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 8:28 am
by wherewereuin82
Hey, I'm a female boss........and totally agree with that statement.

"Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive"