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Birth Control for Middle Schoolers

PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 2:05 am
by MARV
http://www.cnn.com/2007/HEALTH/10/18/mi ... index.html

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 2:47 am
by SMoKaLoTaPoT
Out of Control or Heads up
http://www.allsp.com/l.php?id=e72
[8D]Oh what has our world become.Enjoy[:D]

PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 4:16 am
by i_like_lectric_motors
That's great news ... thanks for making my day. If only they'd take it just a tiny bit further and make it mandatory ...

PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 6:39 am
by enzfan
If they don't want the girls pregnant they should tell the teachers to use condoms.[:D]

PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 11:02 am
by eight6
Let's see: birth control in middle schools is all good but Coke/Pepsi machines...not so much.

That's fucked up.

What if Coke/Pepsi put contraceptive ingredients in their drinks? It would solve everyone's problem.




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PostPosted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 1:50 am
by KYYX4ever
[quote][i]Originally posted by eight6[/i]
<br>Let's see: birth control in middle schools is all good but Coke/Pepsi machines...not so much.

That's fucked up.

What if Coke/Pepsi put contraceptive ingredients in their drinks? It would solve everyone's problem.
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heh !
All our machines now sell only Gatorade and milk.
And doesn't the milk have all that growth hormone crap in it ? Maybe that's the problem...MILK is making these girls TOO fertile !

PostPosted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 2:28 am
by plagiarism
[quote][i]Originally posted by KYYX4ever[/i]

All our machines now sell only Gatorade and milk.

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Gatorade? How do the bottling companies get away with this? The only thing that makes it "better" than Coke is that it's got electrolytes. Plants crave electrolytes.

PostPosted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 8:13 am
by shovelbum
[quote][i]Originally posted by KYYX4ever[/i]
<br>[quote][i]Originally posted by eight6[/i]
<br>Let's see: birth control in middle schools is all good but Coke/Pepsi machines...not so much.

That's fucked up.

What if Coke/Pepsi put contraceptive ingredients in their drinks? It would solve everyone's problem.
[/quote]
heh !
All our machines now sell only Gatorade and milk.
And doesn't the milk have all that growth hormone crap in it ? Maybe that's the problem...MILK is making these girls TOO fertile !

[/quote]

You're definitely on to something there!!![:0][;)]

(And yes, plants DO crave electrolytes- that's why I saturate mine with Brawndo everyday.)[;)][:D]


"Man is not a rational animal, he is a rationalizing animal." ~Robert Heinlein

PostPosted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 9:57 am
by zill
This is the prom dress I'm preparing for my daughter.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 10:06 am
by coop41
[quote][i]Originally posted by zill[/i]
<br>This is the prom dress I'm preparing for my daughter.

<img src="http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w131/pselfy/Prom_Dress.jpg"

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He's a little too happy to be touching that dress

PostPosted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 11:00 am
by MARV
I hope she lubes up before getting dressed in that thing.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 6:38 pm
by glokstadt
[quote][i]Originally posted by marvymarv[/i]
<br>I hope she lubes up before getting dressed in that thing.

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Not only that, but won't the dress attract penises???



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PostPosted: Sat Oct 20, 2007 12:53 am
by WolverineSyr
[quote][i]Originally posted by glokstadt[/i]
Not only that, but won't the dress attract penises???

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I have been chuckling at that line all morning.

Like a moth to a flame, bacon to a dog...latex prom dress to a boner.

PostPosted: Sat Oct 20, 2007 1:11 am
by MARV
[quote][i]Originally posted by glokstadt[/i]
<br>[quote][i]Originally posted by marvymarv[/i]
<br>I hope she lubes up before getting dressed in that thing.

<a href="http://www.worldwildlife.org/cetaceans/index.cfm">Own. Rule. All.</a>
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Not only that, but won't the dress attract penises???



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Um yeah, that was the point of my comment.....[i]or was it?<i/>[8D]

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 20, 2007 5:53 am
by KYYX4ever
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heh, Gatorade...eletroclytes...condoms...penises...thanks for the funny stuff, keep it coming !