5 Unsexiest Women Alive

[coop41]

From Maxim magazine:

Maxim's 5 Unsexiest Women Alive
Sarah Jessica Parker has been named the Unsexiest Woman Alive.

Maxim.com's Five Unsexiest Women Alive poll:

1. Sarah Jessica Parker
2. Amy Winehouse
3. Sandra Oh
4. Madonna
5. Britney Spears

The 'Sex and the City' actress, who is most famous for her role as sex columnist Carrie Bradshaw in the hit TV show, was given the dubious honor in the online poll by men's magazine website Maxim.com.

In a scathing attack on the 42-year-old actress, Maxim writers - who compiled the poll - likened Sarah Jessica to famous racehorses Barbaro and Secretariat and insisted they would rather get up close and personal with her 'Sex and the City' co-star Chris Noth.





One Maxim.com writer said, "How the hell did this Barbaro-faced broad manage to be the least sexy woman in a group of very unsexy women and still star on a show with "sex" in the title?

"Pull your skirt down, Secretariat, we would rather ride your co-star Chris Noth!"

Troubled British singer Amy Winehouse - whose beehive hair and prominent eyeliner has been copied by teenage girls worldwide - finished in second place.

Another Maxim.com writer revealed, "When we first heard this chick boast about her reluctance to go to rehab we thought, now there is a girl we can party with! But upon beholding her openly haemorrhaging translucent skin, rat´s nest mane and lashes that look more like surgically-attached bats, we were the ones screaming, 'Nooo, nooo, nooo!' "

'Grey's Anatomy' star Sandra Oh is in third place, while 49-year-old "menopausal" singer Madonna finished fourth and was ridiculed for her adoption of a boy from Malawi.

The survey said of Madonna, "Madonna traded pioneering sexuality for, like other old Jewish women, self-righteous bellyaching and rapid postnuptial deterioration.

"Combine a Paris Hilton-like pet accessorizing fetish - only for dirt-poor foreign babies - with a mug that looks Euro-sealed to her skull, and you've got Willem Dafoe with hot flashes."

Britney Spears - whose behavior has spiraled out of control this year with her wild partying, drug taking, shaving her head and bizarre performance at the MTV Video Music Awards - rounded up top five.

One Maxim.com contributor claimed, "Britney has lost the ability to perform, but gained two kids, two useless ex-husbands, and about 23 pounds of pudge."

[i_like_lectric_motors]

Wow, I can't think of anyone I would eliminate from that list or even the order in which they're ranked [:0].

Unless we're allowed to add former NWO posters. Then I could think of at least 3 rather easily.

[plagiarism]

This poll is garbage. Why isn't Rosie O'Donnell at #1?

[i_like_lectric_motors]

I'd put Rosie at #7 behind my #6, Angelina Jolie. At least Rosie would probably be tighter than the others.

[coop41]

[quote][i]Originally posted by plagiarism[/i]
<br>This poll is garbage. Why isn't Rosie O'Donnell at #1?
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Unsexiest [b][i]women[/i][/b]

[phillyidol]

AAAAAAAHAHAHAHA! NICE!
I agree with horse face. In fact I called her that about 2 years ago on this board thank you very much.
Rosie is not even human, she is a monster. But should be #1 on the list.
Madonna is so scary looking she should get lots of candy on Halloween and she doesn't need a mask. That dried up skank must look like a 90 year old man when she is naked.
I just don't get amy winehouse. She looks like an old jewish immigrant.And that is insulting to the immigrants.
Catwoman from NY is a living horror show.
And I nominate one of my old girlfriends as #5. Fatal attraction...aka care bear shirt turns me off on so many levels to this day.

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[Frau_Blucher]

[quote][i]Originally posted by coop41[/i]
<br>[quote][i]Originally posted by plagiarism[/i]
<br>This poll is garbage. Why isn't Rosie O'Donnell at #1?
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[/quote]
ROTFL!!!

I'd try to make room for Gwyneth Paltrow, Missy Eliott, Hillary Clinton, and Ann Coulter or seemingly any neo-con fake blond political pundit. I'd have to take Amy off that list. I for one always appreciate drunk chicks with a pathologic lack of judgment. [:p]

[Cadman68]

Totally agree with this list and the number one is on the money!!
Sorry but she has never been sexy, not even on 'Footloose'!

As far as Rosie goes, Maxim was to scare to put her on the list,[:p]

[djcraig]

[quote]Originally posted by coop41
[br]From Maxim magazine:

Maxim's 5 Unsexiest Women Alive
Sarah Jessica Parker has been named the Unsexiest Woman Alive.

Maxim.com's Five Unsexiest Women Alive poll:

1. Sarah Jessica Parker
2. Amy Winehouse
3. Sandra Oh
4. Madonna
5. Britney Spears
[/quote]

Awesome!

That frees me up to continue pursuing babes like Janet Reno, Gloria Allred, Suzie Orman, Tyne Daly, Joy Behar and Chris Crocker.

<a href="http://www.djcraig.net/los_angeles_dj">DJ Craig</a>

[WoodlandParkPunk]

Where is Rosie, Sandra Bernhardt, the Asian chick from Grey's Anatomy, Rachel Ray,

"You just pick a chord, go twang, and you've got music." ~ Sid Vicious

[i_like_lectric_motors]

[quote][i]Originally posted by WoodlandParkPunk[/i]
<br>Where is the Asian chick from Grey's Anatomy,
[/quote]

Uh, # 3.

[Bitter Almonds]

[quote][i]Originally posted by djcraig[/i]
<br>[quote]Originally posted by coop41
[br]From Maxim magazine:

Maxim's 5 Unsexiest Women Alive
Sarah Jessica Parker has been named the Unsexiest Woman Alive.

Maxim.com's Five Unsexiest Women Alive poll:

1. Sarah Jessica Parker
2. Amy Winehouse
3. Sandra Oh
4. Madonna
5. Britney Spears
[/quote]

Awesome!

That frees me up to continue pursuing babes like Janet Reno, Gloria Allred, Suzie Orman, Tyne Daly, Joy Behar and Chris Crocker.

<a href="http://www.djcraig.net/los_angeles_dj">DJ Craig</a>


[/quote]

<p align="justify">I'd nail Suze for a hefty sum. I'm sure she could be my shugamomma[}:)]

Why isn't Whoopie Golbderg and that annoying "d-list" chick? (I hate unfunny chicks).

[phillyidol]

I will add....ALL old women. All old people in general are disgusting but this thread is about women. I see naked old people all the time and trust me...its gross. Ah yes, time is a cruel mistress.

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[drsevrin]

[quote][i]Originally posted by phillyidol[/i]
<br>I see naked old people[/quote]

That's fucking classic, Philly! [;)]

[hutter]

[quote][i]Originally posted by drsevrin[/i]
<br>[quote][i]Originally posted by phillyidol[/i]
<br>I see naked old people[/quote]

That's fucking classic, Philly! [;)]
[/quote]
There's your sequel to The Sixth Sense right there. Should be a hell of a lot scarier.